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Posted: May 25
From: Fortuna

Humans are irritating
Most of you are irritating
Most of these prayers are irritating
Explain to me again why I must bother with this ridiculous cycle of answering these ridiculous requests only to have the very same people ask for more

I almost regret siding with you idiots in the first place.

very_goodman

Posted: May 25th
From: Barry Goodman

Yo!

[The video feed flicks on to reveal the grinning face of one Barry Goodman. As he steps back, arms folded confidently, a view of the room he's standing in opens up It's large and empty, with wooden floors, burnished steel bars along the walls, and with plenty of natural light streaming in through the windows. In short, it's a dance studio.]

I'm proud to announce the grand opening of my new talent agency: Sparkle Motion! With as many stars as there are in the heavens!

[His smile widens, and he dramatically waves his arm.]

...Well, someday, anyway. That's where you guys come in. I know heaven's got talent - I've seen it. So I'm gonna do what I do best - help all you stars out there shine as bright as you can! After all, we can't spend all our time fightin' ayakashi, right?

[Letting out a big laugh, he folds his arms again.]

So if you think you've got real star power, come on and show me what you've got! Hahaha!

godsoffortune

Please ignore this post, it is just for adding tags to the community.

razzledazzles

Posted: 25 May 2016 12:37 PM
From: Jae-Ha

Hello everyone! I've discovered a wonderful website to express my creativity, so for all of you who are sharing in this craze, please follow me!

[He literally just links to his instagram here. It's amazing that he's learned how, so admire him. The pictures scream his aesthetic, varying from scenic pictures he took and slapped a filter on, to selfies of himself (and Hazel, sometimes) in tons of places, to pictures of his food and even dramatic, poetic quotes. There are some dragon pictures occasionally, too. And lots of flowers.]

I'll follow you back. ♥

toremainbehind

Posted: May 24
From: Izumo Kusanagi

Would anyone happen to know or be familiar with this tattoo?

[Attachment: tattoo.jpg]

[ooc; The tattoo mentioned is the Homra tattoo on his right shoulder blade, but everyone can take note of his shinki named tattooed on his left shoulder blade, too. Picture taken by Izumo's god, Kensei.]

sharkmaid

Posted: May 23rd
From: Eros

[His tone is measured and purposeful, determined.]

Gods are powerful. No matter who we are, there's strength in all of us, terrifying strength we might not even understand. We can choose to control it, abuse it, and use it for whatever purpose suits our needs or the needs of the people.

But shinki aren't given that same choice.

As you might've heard... my shinki had a new name forced upon him while he was still in my care, by a god who couldn't have cared less and saw him as a tool. You heard what he had to say regarding freedom and rights and some of you even addressed his questions. ... You know he's afraid. You know that your shinki have wondered the same exact things from the moment they stood by your side. Whether we're trustworthy or kind or even worth their effort.

After all, we're strangers to them. And like it or not, we might as well be their biggest threat.

So... why not change that?

I want to form a defense team; a group dedicated to protecting shinki and their integrity. They shouldn't have to rely on us for their lives. They deserve proper rights and freedom and choice just as much as we do. And if any other gods believe the same, then I'd hope you'd consider working with me.

As for any shinki listening in: you aren't a tool. You're you before you're anyone else. If there's anything you need to say, tell me. I'll listen.

slantedcross

Posted: 22 May
From: Anonymous

1. Has anyone heard a prayer asking for someone else's death? 2. Has anyone considered answering such a prayer? Names not required.

[All responses by Youji will be anon unless specified otherwise.]

minogame

Posted: 22 May
From: Urashima Kotetsu

— — — — —

What can you do? Is there anything you're really really good at?

I want to find something I can be good at too! ヽ(*´∀`)ﾉﾞ
But I don't know where to start

ヾ( ´△｀)ノ

kissthegoddamncook

Date: 17 May 2016
Posted by: Thanatos

Someone complained about the amount of fried rice at the temple.
Need other recipe suggestions now.

earthshakin

Posted: 17 May 2016
Author: Terra | Shiva

As a newcomer to this place, I feel like I should warn everyone about a man named Xehanort. I don't know if he's here or if he's been here and left, but either way do not trust him. No matter what he says, no matter what he does, it is all a lie and he is just trying to use you for his own good. The same goes for a woman named Maleficent, but especially Xehanort. I don't want to see anyone getting hurt by him, if he ever shows up.

Thank you

jocularly

Posted: May 17th, Evening.
From: Joker

Looks like Christmas came early fer me! [He will be wearing said present with pride - and also a general helping of unease! ~~That's normal for all presents, right?~~] Fits too. I don't feel it slippin' around when I do what I want. I might even be able ta battle with it!

Shun? Ey, Shun? Did ye have something to do with this?

[Explanations are obviously beyond him in his excitement. Please forgive him.]

shufu

Posted: May 16th 2016
From: Horikawa Kunihiro

Now that it's spring the fields and orchards around Baron Samedi's temple are starting to bear fruit. Peaches and plums and berries and cherries and all kinds of things. There's way more than just the two of us can eat so I'm inviting anyone here who wants some to help themselves. If you let me know what you want I can try to have those ready for you otherwise I can just make up boxes of a variety of things.

I also have a few pies and sweet breads I made with them that are up for grabs.

[ooc note: Heads up, Baron Samedi's plantation is actually haunted so anyone that actually tries to eat this stuff raw will end up with some ridiculous curse. Cooking the fruit will serve to purify it (like cooking out the alcohol in something). Hence Horikawa is completely unaware of these affects.

Curses are up to you and vary from
Sensory loss (pick a sense and it's gone!)
Physical alteration (it could be your hair or your hair or your height or perhaps you've got something new like horns or a tail. Maybe your body is now covered in attractive green splotches. Please try to keep this to small mostly harmless changes)
Language error (maybe your character reverts back to their native tongue, maybe they suddenly have no filter. Or they feel compelled to converse entirely in rhyme. Or song. Whether or not this affects writing is your choice.)

Changes will occur 24 IC hours after being consumed and last for approximately 3-4 IC days. Feel free to message me with any questions. And have fun.]

jocularly

Posted: May 6th, Morning.
From: Anonymous (he's trying!).

This is for all shinki:

What do ye do about a stubborn, sometimes reckless, selfless god? I wanna help them, but every time I try, I'm not sure they appreciate it.

I feel like I'm angering them an' I don't want to.

[This is his way of asking for help. He really did try to mask his sometimes outdated and awkward spelling/phrasing, though it seems to shine through nonetheless. ~~Please don't kill him, Shun!~~]

mylanceisbiggerthanyours

[Posted: May 5th, morning
From: Nephenee

The video opens up in what's definitely a garden, or at least a forest with a bunch of flowers in view, and a not-oft-seen young women with green hair in blue armor, her helmet obscuring part of her face. Around her, there are more than a few books, some with titles such as Deities For Dummies, Lagomorphs For Losers, Your Shinki and YOU, and what looks like some self-help books for overcoming shyness.

The fact she's not been seen by most around here probably speaks to how well that's going.

One of her giant bunnies seems exasperated, and nudges her to talk already; there's a little hesitant mutter of agreement, before she actually addresses the device, her accent sounding a bit like warm apple pie, almost like it's from the Southeastern United States.]

H-hiya, folks. How're y'all doin'?

Um, Ah was wonderin' 'bout a few things. Like...do we got anyone 'round here who knows anythin' 'bout raisin' rabbits? We never had none back home on my farm, so while Ah've learned some stuff from readin' 'bout it, Ah'd rather see if maybe Ah can get more from talkin' to y'all. Experience is better than books, Ah reckon.

Uh, second, any one 'round here into exercisin' an' sparrin'? Ah'm a soldier, an' Ah really need to keep stuff sharp. Dummies only do so much, ya know?

Third, Ah...kinda need to get some new clothes, but Ah..don't know 'bout fashion stuff, so was...wonderin' if anyone could help with that? Ah've made some stuff, but havin' stuff premade would be nice.

Last...how do Ah work this technology stuff? Ah sorta figured out the 'ved-e-yo' thing, jus' could...use some help with other stuff...[Rubbing the back of her neck, here] please?

[Can you tell she's kind of crap at people-ing? Which is kind of ironic and hilarious, since she's the god of hospitality...

Someone please help her.]

revolutionfalcon

Posted: May 1
By: Nekhbet

If anyone finds any vultures picking through their temple, a handful of them escaped from the grounds of mine earlier. They should look like this.

img001.jpg [The picture is out the front of Shun’s sunken-into-a-hill temple, and shows him standing with one arm out. On the arm are two different vultures, the one on the left a typical bald-headed dark brown and pink one, the other a much lighter brown with a downy white head and neck.]

If they’re not doing any damage, they should come back in their own time, so don’t make a fuss.

Since I’ve spoken to others with temple animals before – do they have to feed? I doubt rotting meat is going to be easy to come by naturally in the afterlife.

If anyone wants to help me make sure these things aren’t going to attack people on sight or anything ridiculous like that, or knows more about vultures than what I can find by a basic internet search, then you might as well visit now while I'm with them. I’ll be able to call them off if they do try anything unpredictable. [He knows at least one other person has attack-happy temple animals, so it seems like a fair caution to take.]

[[Log for anyone who wants to visit vulture temple or get visited by asshole vultures is here!]]

very_goodman

Posted: 29 April
From: Barry Goodman

So, uh, horrible fires and terrorist attacks and rampaging ayakashi aside... I couldn't help but notice after that picnic the gods threw for us that there's a lot of performers here in heaven. Seems like it'd be a shame to just let all that talent go to waste, so I've been thinkin' about opening up a studio. Heaven can't be all harps and choirs, after all - we need some real entertainment around here! And with everyone training at the same place, we can all push each other to be the best we can be. Whaddaya say? Anybody interested?

nailed_navigation

With the closing of Lady Minerva's Temple and the closure of classes temporarily, I wanted to make an announcement that I will be teaching Shinki Techniques at my lady Bishamon's temple.

Classes would be hold Monday through Friday from 5pm to 7pm, with additional classes upon request if you desire private tutoring. The classes will feature the basics such as perfecting Borderlines, preventive measures, as well as casting spells using song. If there are any questions or request feel free to address them here or reach me by my phone
Here.

Kazuma
兆麻

Exemplar of Lady Bishamon.

jocularly

Posted: April 26th
From: Joker

I found somethin' that seems familiar to me. I think it's a song? I wondered if anyone could tell me more about it...

Tom, he was a piper's son,
He learnt to play when he was young,
And all the tune that he could play
Was 'over the hills and far away';
Over the hills and a great way off,
The wind shall blow my top-knot off.

It kinda makes me sad an' I don't know why. Any help is appreciated, thanks!

clothes_make_the_man

Posted: 18 April 2016
From: Lakshmi

I'm afraid I have a bit of an emergency that I need help with as soon as possible.

I can pay.

Please hurry.

readerofthestars

Posted: 23 April 2016
From: Nageki Fujishiro

So when I was alive I was a bird.

( private to cr )

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