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[kissthegoddamncook]

Date: 17 May 2016
Posted by: Thanatos

Someone complained about the amount of fried rice at the temple.
Need other recipe suggestions now.

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[skyleopardess]

Roast duck
Desserts
Crab rice

I can keep going

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[kissthegoddamncook]

You'll eat anything I make. Anything you don't like?

[skyleopardess]

Natto. And soba.

[She has to actually think about this a little bit.]

I don't like sea urchin, either. Don't bother with any of that.

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[volksdaemon]

You're just gonna give in to a bunch of whiners? Lame.

Anon; text

[kissthegoddamncook]

The temple is to heal people.
Give them what they want.

[volksdaemon]

Okay, serious question: what the heck does food have to do with the kind of food you eat at the temple?

[Which is just a cover to make sure he doesn't out himself as someone who ate the proffered food before; he didn't say anything about the fried rice being offered to people at the temple.]

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[latentforlife]

If you're taking orders: gyudon.

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[kissthegoddamncook]

What is that?

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[latentforlife]

Beef and rice. It's simple and easy.

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[soothes]

Jellyfish is good! ╰(✿´⌣`✿)╯♡

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[kissthegoddamncook]

Recipes, not ingredients.

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[soothes]

Fresh is best as someone I know says so you could eat it as is if that's something you like. Buuut you could cook it in boiling water until tender and mix soy sauce, sesame oil, vinegar and sugar in a bowl.

Then let the jellyfish soak in the mixed ingredients for half an hour and serve it with sesame seeds.

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[hontobakabaka]

If you would like, I could bring Akito's ramen recipe to you to see if that is something you could work with.

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[kissthegoddamncook]

Do it.

Can't hurt.

[jooeyecandy]

kimchi
samgyeopsal
haejangguk
seolleongtang
bibimbap
anything with beef!

[kissthegoddamncook]

I need recipes for all of those. Bring them to Thanatos's temple.

[jooeyecandy]

......i dont even know what all of them are
wait
i think i can do that
thats what the internests for irght?
are you like a cook or something?
there are cook gods?
that's pretty cool
i know some people like sing and stuff and the old man is a kinda extreme warrior person
but cooking is great wish i can cook
so right
bring the recipes ill look them upt hen

[wadoichimonji]

Add some meats to everything.

[kissthegoddamncook]

Meat is in everything.

[wadoichimonji]

Then add more meat.

[jocularly]

Chicken would be nice. Maybe some vegetables? An' what about desserts?

[kissthegoddamncook]

Recipes. Not ingredients.

[jocularly]

Oh um... Not much of a cook, but I kin tell ye how to fry up fish and make some tasty potatoes! For the fish, yer gonna need flour, salt, any seasonings ye might prefer, fish, an' cornstarch. For yer fries, yer gonna need oil, potatoes - skin 'em so they're in thin slices - an' salt. The fish needs ta be coated in the flour an' the salt an' seasonings before ye cook it in oil. Ye kin use the same oil for the chips too.

It might be better if I show ye myself?

[flagitate]

Why would anyone complain about free food?

[kissthegoddamncook]

Because they complain about anything.
But not everyone likes fried rice.
I'll try other things.