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redotiertwoFrom: Davesprite
Posted: January 8th
so
its been like a week since new year
and i havent seen anyone posting about new years resolutions yet
you know
those promises you make to yourself at the start of the year that youre definitely going to hold to
and then a week later youre lying on your bed eating chips and soda again because you almost definitely promised yourself you were going to work out more and then didnt
is that not a tradition here
if it is then tell me about your resolutions that are totally going to happen
since were past the one week honeymoon period
maybe i can give you advice on how to stick to them
or if you pay me i can be your personal resolution trainer
with motivational 80s music montages and everything
for like a month since if you can't keep it yourself past then youre fucked anyway
but you can always say you tried
even if i did most of the trying for you
anyway
resolutions
go
Posted: January 8th
so
its been like a week since new year
and i havent seen anyone posting about new years resolutions yet
you know
those promises you make to yourself at the start of the year that youre definitely going to hold to
and then a week later youre lying on your bed eating chips and soda again because you almost definitely promised yourself you were going to work out more and then didnt
is that not a tradition here
if it is then tell me about your resolutions that are totally going to happen
since were past the one week honeymoon period
maybe i can give you advice on how to stick to them
or if you pay me i can be your personal resolution trainer
with motivational 80s music montages and everything
for like a month since if you can't keep it yourself past then youre fucked anyway
but you can always say you tried
even if i did most of the trying for you
anyway
resolutions
go
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Jun. 26th, 2018 09:48 amunlucky7Posted by: Anon
Date: December 12th
Question for everyone: Who is the most attractive person in the Far Shore? Submit your nominations, pictures and comments welcome.
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Date: December 12th
Question for everyone: Who is the most attractive person in the Far Shore? Submit your nominations, pictures and comments welcome.
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Heavens's BBS - Text
Nov. 21st, 2017 12:19 pmnolittlesecretFrom: Neptune
Date: September 16th
So I opened a restaurant since a picnic I held a while back went well. It's open now, so anyone can show up.
[There's directions placed within the post.]
Also, if anyone is bored or in need of extra cash or something, I'm looking for staff. Can't leave everything to my shinki. Just show up or hit me up or something on the phone.
Date: September 16th
So I opened a restaurant since a picnic I held a while back went well. It's open now, so anyone can show up.
[There's directions placed within the post.]
Also, if anyone is bored or in need of extra cash or something, I'm looking for staff. Can't leave everything to my shinki. Just show up or hit me up or something on the phone.
Heaven's BBS | Text
Aug. 26th, 2017 10:25 pmredotiertwoPosted by: Davesprite
Date: August 18th
friends romans countrymen
also non romans and countrywomen
how many roman gods do we even have here it cant be that many
anyway
lend me your ears
or listening appendage of choice im not here to judge
the mysterious as fuck whims of this place have recently bestowed on me
a sickass turntable set
which i seem to be pretty fucking good with if i do say so myself
>FILE: crystalanthemums.mp3
so if anyone is in desperate need of the illest of beats for a special occasion
call my name and i will appear dramatically over the sunset like the cowboys of yore
also
while im here
i keep hearing about shinki spells
and also theres some flyers about them around now i guess
but lets have some personal anecdotes first
how actually useful are the spells we can learn
or are they just kind of arbitrary bullshit powers
Date: August 18th
friends romans countrymen
also non romans and countrywomen
how many roman gods do we even have here it cant be that many
anyway
lend me your ears
or listening appendage of choice im not here to judge
the mysterious as fuck whims of this place have recently bestowed on me
a sickass turntable set
which i seem to be pretty fucking good with if i do say so myself
>FILE: crystalanthemums.mp3
so if anyone is in desperate need of the illest of beats for a special occasion
call my name and i will appear dramatically over the sunset like the cowboys of yore
also
while im here
i keep hearing about shinki spells
and also theres some flyers about them around now i guess
but lets have some personal anecdotes first
how actually useful are the spells we can learn
or are they just kind of arbitrary bullshit powers
Heaven's BBS | Text
Apr. 7th, 2017 03:27 amredotiertwoFrom: Davesprite
Date: July 2nd
alright now that shits calmed down after last weeks spectacular and unplanned bonfire night
time to get to the real crux of the issue here
by which i of course mean vacation talk
like come the fuck on people
we were all over the world
where are all the shitty tourist stories
scandalous and weird pantheon relationships unveiled
is zeus still knocking up everything with a pulse or has he gone modern with the rest of us
or if youre not the shittalking type then what was the most fucking awesome shit you encountered on your soul searching journey to your homeland
or your gods homeland depending
there has been a grave lack of talk about this and i for one will not stand for it
Date: July 2nd
alright now that shits calmed down after last weeks spectacular and unplanned bonfire night
time to get to the real crux of the issue here
by which i of course mean vacation talk
like come the fuck on people
we were all over the world
where are all the shitty tourist stories
scandalous and weird pantheon relationships unveiled
is zeus still knocking up everything with a pulse or has he gone modern with the rest of us
or if youre not the shittalking type then what was the most fucking awesome shit you encountered on your soul searching journey to your homeland
or your gods homeland depending
there has been a grave lack of talk about this and i for one will not stand for it
redotiertwoPosted: June 14th
From: Davesprite
ok so
ive been thinking about this for a while but how exactly the fuck does this whole belief to god system work here anyway
i mean we have gods here that nobody except ancient history nerd basement cultists should be worshipping
riding high when some of the big names are spectacular only in their absence
and then theres the question of what bar you have to pass to be considered a god
like where the fuck are our incarnations of the flying spaghetti monster and ceiling cat
or less tragically dated memes
come on people they have religious texts too
[He's been relearning meme culture since he rediscovered it, someone stop him.]
i guess im not that faithful a person because the whole thing seems like grade a spun bullshit to me
but maybe someone can make more sense out of this most gordian of knots
discuss
From: Davesprite
ok so
ive been thinking about this for a while but how exactly the fuck does this whole belief to god system work here anyway
i mean we have gods here that nobody except ancient history nerd basement cultists should be worshipping
riding high when some of the big names are spectacular only in their absence
and then theres the question of what bar you have to pass to be considered a god
like where the fuck are our incarnations of the flying spaghetti monster and ceiling cat
or less tragically dated memes
come on people they have religious texts too
[He's been relearning meme culture since he rediscovered it, someone stop him.]
i guess im not that faithful a person because the whole thing seems like grade a spun bullshit to me
but maybe someone can make more sense out of this most gordian of knots
discuss
killsthebuddhaPosted: 03 May 2016
From: Genjo Sanzo
There are too many nosy fuckers with nothing better to do. I can't look through here without tripping over too much information about your personal lives.
There are enough brats on here that someone has to say it. Knock it off already. It's a pain to scroll past, and you're just handing out ammunition to any half-literate asshole that wants to use your emotions as a weapon.
The rest of you: get a damn job or do something worthwhile instead. No one cares about your navel-gazing idiocy.
From: Genjo Sanzo
There are too many nosy fuckers with nothing better to do. I can't look through here without tripping over too much information about your personal lives.
There are enough brats on here that someone has to say it. Knock it off already. It's a pain to scroll past, and you're just handing out ammunition to any half-literate asshole that wants to use your emotions as a weapon.
The rest of you: get a damn job or do something worthwhile instead. No one cares about your navel-gazing idiocy.
