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[hackberrydragon]

Posted: May 12
From: Anonymous

Has anyone ever noticed how many conventionally attractive people there are here? I know it's heaven but there are seriously a lot of attractive people here.

Just a random observation.

Comments

Anonymous

[toremainbehind]

Have you been checking people out?

Re: Anonymous

[hackberrydragon]

No Σ(゜ロ゜;)
It was just a random observation!

[purehonkproject]

There are! The people I've met are either really pretty or really handsome!

[hackberrydragon]

see at least you get it
maybe heaven has to keep up appearances?
idk
but yeah I don't think I've ever seen a god or shinki that isn't at least kind of aesthetically pleasing

[revolutionfalcon]

There are more important things to notice about a person than that. If it bothers you, then pay attention to things that actually matter. It's that simple.

[hackberrydragon]

yes I know
it doesnt really bother me
its just kind of something I noticed
not that its a bad thing! (・∧‐)ゞ

also anon

[chickshades]

ugh this

[hackberrydragon]

see? someone does get it
so its not just me?

[bussounoshima]

[... Seriously? She's starting to understand how her shinki can't stop herself from picking fights online now.]

What the hell kind of observation is that?

[hackberrydragon]

its just a random observation! Σ(‘◉⌓◉’)

Anon

[fullcowl]

Yeah. I've noticed...

My friends are really attractive, and my shinki is really handsome.

[hackberrydragon]

oh good
I'm not the only one with the problem
there's a bunch of attractive people here
not just the girls either

not anon...

[razzledazzles]

You mean people like me?

STILL ANON

[hackberrydragon]

I don't think we've met so
I really can't comment on that
But I did kind of say most people here are pretty attractive so
I guess you count

[ My, aren't we bold. ]

not anon

[glazedonutholes]

Are you saying there aren't any hot people in Hell?!

totes anon; 1/2

[hackberrydragon]

I mean this is heaven
IDK what hell's like
there could be hot people in hell

no anon

[yamazilla]

Well, I would not expect a god to choose to be unattractive if they can help it. [ Surely there is some god beautifying product out there that they all use. ]

Perhaps they all have favor of the God of Beauty.

[hackberrydragon]

i guess
but do we even have a god of beauty present and accounted for so to speak?

anon foreveeeeerrrrrr

[miraculo]

mmhm!!! there are a lotta handsome people around....

....and they're also very kind

[ A deadly combination. One that brings all the doki dokis. ]

ԅ[ •́ ﹏ •̀ ]و

all the anon!

[hackberrydragon]

kind and attractive
that's really dangerous if you're the kind who's looking.
anyone caught your eye?

Not bothering with Anon

[freestyle_chrysalis]

Of course there would be attractive people in heaven. The real question should be who is the most attractive here? There has to be some sort of contest or competition to see who is the most attractive.

NOPE STILL ANON

[hackberrydragon]

I guess that wouldn't be a bad idea
competition would be pretty stiff though

Anon

[cleanmemory]

YES THIS WTF
Everyone here is so pretty!
I feel like SHIT because I look
EFFING LAME GOD DAMMIT
My shinki is like, stupid attractive
like WTF

Also anon forever

[hackberrydragon]

like I said up there
my god's pretty.
I even got hit on by two decent looking guys
And I'm not even into guys
It's kind of embarrassing.

anon

[fontechnician]

I'm glad you find us attractive

anon

[hackberrydragon]

you're welcome?
but seriously, this really isn't directed to any one person
it's just something I kind of noticed one time (；￢＿￢)

[disciplineking]

[All thats attached to this post is the picture of an absolutely beautiful and fluffy tuxedo kitten.]

[hackberrydragon]

I guess the cat counts.

Anon - warning for crass, I guess

[volksdaemon]

Looks like somebody's lonely. Getting bored with your hand?

no please by all means

[hackberrydragon]

It's not even like that! ｡ﾟﾟ(」｡≧□≦)」

[vindicavi]

Your pick-up lines need work.

[hackberrydragon]

I wasn't even trying to pick anyone up

not anon

[sharkmaid]

Makes you wonder what priorities this place has when it comes to bringing people in...

[Not that he's noticed the same or anything! ... Except, you know, looking at himself in the mirror from time to time, he's come to notice how much more he... glows. Not to say he's ever found himself unattractive, but this is different, all right.]

Why are you bringing this up anyway?

still anon

[hackberrydragon]

[ yer blooming, Rin ]

Basically shitposting
That's the only excuse I can give
Looks like I ended up bringing all sorts of people out.

[ This post was a mistake his life is a mistake ]

Anon

[tadanokusuriuri]

Perhaps the gods... have certain tastes.

[hackberrydragon]

[ dude that sounds creepier than it should. ]

you think that's it?

Hachiman

[koukai_kirai]

They're alright on average, I suppose.

[hackberrydragon]

you think so?
I mean some people are still pretty out of the ordinary if you ask me

Anonnimon roll

[thekillerwhale]

Maybe that says something good about yourself. That you can find something good-looking about everyone, you know?

Nope. I don't think Rei knows how to Proper Anon.

[freestyle_chrysalis]

Or perhaps the heavens simply likes to acknowledge beauty in all forms and seek to cultivate it, here first?

[dioception]

I wouldn't say there is anything about me that is conventional. I'd say most of you are conventionally attractive.

I'm exceptionally attractive.

[hackberrydragon]

[ ....not another one ]

I'll just take your word for it
(?・・)σ this place just has way too many attractive people
and
clearly
people who know they're attractive

[shockshot]

Oh yeah sure people are attractive and some of them are really charming

And I've really felt welcomed by everyone!

But while I'm sure there's people who'd love the attention? Are loving it? There's stuff that we gotta do!

Like prayers and food!

By the way sorry for my god I think this is the reason he's purring to himself

[hackberrydragon]

That's true
Which one's your god, btw?

not anon at all ever

[hamonfisted]

Sounds like you've been checking us all out.

That's okay, I for one don't mind an eye or two pointed my way.

What about you? You're not hiding your identity because you're embarrassed, are you?

SOB NOPE FOREVER ANON

[hackberrydragon]

I'm just staying on anon to protect what's left of my respectability
This really isn't something I do every day

[onedrinkwithme]

It has not been something I've noticed.

Should it matter?

[hackberrydragon]

Not really.
It was just an observation that came out of the blue
Are you the kind that notices battle stats right off the bat, too?

[ Because boy howdy you have two other like minded individuals to meet, buddy. ]

Anon- The Devil made him do it.

[has_too_many_moles]

And I am sure they think the same, with you included in the mix. Care to share a picture with the rest of the crowd to weigh on?

devil wouldn't recognize you

[hackberrydragon]

nice try
But I'm going to stay anon
Thanks