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[hackberrydragon]

Posted: May 12
From: Anonymous

Has anyone ever noticed how many conventionally attractive people there are here? I know it's heaven but there are seriously a lot of attractive people here.

Just a random observation.

Comments

[cleanmemory]

It's obvious!

First, I'd run up to Doumeki and FALCON PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE and then proclaim 'THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD WASN'T IT' because that jerk deserves puns!

And then! I'd make lots of baked goods and use my newfound charms to sell them! That way everyone will see how much of a great chef I am and then I couldn't build a clientele base! But it's always breaking into the circle that's the hard part! But once you're in, you're in, and a great face helps!

I'd try on MAKEUP because it's popular!

I'd go to school clothing stores and pose for pictures for my phone or in purikura photosbooths and make cute stickers and keychains out of them!

I'd ask girls on dates! Hell, I'd ask boys on dates, just to seem them get flustered!

I'd post all my pics on Twitter and get internet famous, like all of those models and idols you see!

[ Holy shit stop him he can GO ON-- ]

[hackberrydragon]

[ Idle ponytail twirling has turned into a raised brow and he's ending up with one brow up and his head resting on his hand

And the most confused look on his face ]

That's... quite the laundry list.

[cleanmemory]

Yeah... [ And he sighs. ] But since that'll never happen...

I'll just keep doing what I'm doing and hope something good comes along....

[hackberrydragon]

Come on. You're a pretty nice looking guy.

[ gj you got Eno to smile through this chaos. ]

I'm sure whoever it is who'll appreciate you is probably out there. Maybe closer than you think. This place is full of all sorts. There's bound to be someone.

[ His life. Advice column. Totally. ]

[cleanmemory]

You mean someone with a weird fetish for mismatched eyes and a potential house-husbands?

[hackberrydragon]

[ Someone's gonna start thinking they've contracted hay fever. ]

You never know?
Someone might actually like the eyes.

[ Look he's trying to stay positive here. ]

[cleanmemory]

If you're gonna try to uplift someone don't sound so uncertain, jesus!!!

[hackberrydragon]

Alright, alright! Sorry! Calm down.

[ Man, this guy's excitable. ]

I'm just saying I can't predict what everyone's type is like but... you probably shouldn't count yourself out so soon, okay?