Heaven's BBS | Text

[hackberrydragon]

Posted: May 12
From: Anonymous

Has anyone ever noticed how many conventionally attractive people there are here? I know it's heaven but there are seriously a lot of attractive people here.

Just a random observation.

Comments

[glazedonutholes]

Well, he was tall had some awesome armour, if you know what I mean, and he tried to kill us all and steal Tucker's alien baby to brainwash and enslave an entire alien race.

[ A look. ]

.... You're not going to try and steal my kid too are you?

I know this place isn't really into mpreg but you never know. I just want to make sure that if I ever do get Simmon's ovaries I won't have some fake British dude after my kid. You know.

[diehardreaper]

[ Is this how people feel like when he's confused them with his words? Is this how it is to be on the receiving end of jargon you can't make out?

Suddenly he feels sorry for anyone who's had to decipher him. ]

...m'not aiming to snatch anyone's kid, to be honest. And... m'not fake either. Though now I've to ask... who's this Simmon and what the bloody hell'm I to do with his ovaries?

[glazedonutholes]

[ The gun's suddenly out again, and pointed at him. ]

Those are my ovaries, Mister.

[diehardreaper]

Alright, alright... you can ruddy well keep them, blimey!

[ And hand up again. Gosh this guy. ]

[glazedonutholes]

Great!

[ Now that they've got that squared away, he holsters his gun and extends a hand out in greeting. ]

Name's Private Franklin Delano Donut.

Flower god!

[diehardreaper]

[ At least he isn't being threatened? But that hand does go out and Donut's handshake is more than returned. For a guy with one arm, he's got quite the grip. ]

Pleasure's all mine, Franklin... despite the circumstances. Part of the military, then, were you?

1/2

[glazedonutholes]

[ He shakes his head. ]

Doooonut. No one calls me Franklin except my Mom's.

[ If he didn't have his helmet on, Ronald would totally see a pout, though he can definitely hear it. ]

2/2

[glazedonutholes]

[ At the mention of the military he instantly perks up! ]

Yeah! I've been in the Red Army for years! Yup. Just me and the guys. Us against the world, living the dream.

[diehardreaper]

Donut then!

[ At least he found a point to go on. Better than having that gun pointed at him. ]

Fancy that. How many? Must be a bit different being here than back there.