Heaven's BBS | Text

[hackberrydragon]

Posted: May 12
From: Anonymous

Has anyone ever noticed how many conventionally attractive people there are here? I know it's heaven but there are seriously a lot of attractive people here.

Just a random observation.

Comments

[tadanokusuriuri]

Oh?

If it's that bad... I suppose I'll have to stay by my lord's side.

As an act of compassion.

[He can probably notice that the Medicine Seller is teasing a little, if only because there's so rarely anything come from him that's strong enough to feel at all.]

[glazedonutholes]

[ Donut is dense, he notices nothing! ]

Really?! You'd do that for me?!

[tadanokusuriuri]

Such is my solemn duty.

1/2

[glazedonutholes]

2/2

[glazedonutholes]

You're the best, Hakari!

[ Notice how he doesn't use Medicine Seller. ]

[tadanokusuriuri]

[Somewhere, in his head, he's wondering how obvious his joking has to get before Donut actually notices it.]

[An experiment to keep in mind next time he's bored.]

[He doesn't mind the use of his new name -- it's the one his god gave him, after all, and honestly, it stands out a little less awkwardly here than the "name" he remembered when he first woke up on the Far Shore.]

My lord is too generous with his praise, as always.

[glazedonutholes]

[ Let's just say... pretty damn far. I mean, one of their scariest enemies tried to kill him three times and he never even noticed! ]

Don't be silly. If I wanted to praise you I'd gush over your eyeliner. It's totally on point.

[tadanokusuriuri]

You must speak with caution, my lord.

Or people will begin to think you a flatterer.

[No, it's true, though. His makeup is a work of art, and should by all means be appreciated.]

[glazedonutholes]

Who cares what people think. Your make-up regime is on par with no one's and that's the truth.

[tadanokusuriuri]

My, my. To stand so greatly in my god's favor...

[glazedonutholes]

You know what that means ~(˘▾˘~)

[tadanokusuriuri]

Oh?

What could that be?

[glazedonutholes]

Shopping Spree!

o(〃＾▽＾〃)o


[ Congratulations. You've just earned yourself a one way ticket to Hell the local Beauty store!]

[tadanokusuriuri]

[...Eh, shops are on the Near Shore. He can multitask. Look for some ayakashi while he's down there.]

♥