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[hackberrydragon]

Posted: May 12
From: Anonymous

Has anyone ever noticed how many conventionally attractive people there are here? I know it's heaven but there are seriously a lot of attractive people here.

Just a random observation.

Comments

[chickshades]

wait...
so are you a guy then too???

private; text - off anon

[hackberrydragon]

Bandou
were you trying to hit on me?

1/?? aka massive influx of panicked replies

[chickshades]

eh?

[chickshades]

eno???

[chickshades]

shit no!!!!

[chickshades]

i thought you were a chick!!

done!

[chickshades]

forget i said any of that!!

[hackberrydragon]

I'll forget it if you do
Though you probably dodged a bullet there.

[ Beware of anons on the internet Bandou ]

[chickshades]

[ You think he'd know that by now. ]

deal

...howd you know it was me?

[hackberrydragon]

You mentioned being hit on by a jerk
And your emote kind of gives it away
sorry

[chickshades]

hey the look cool with the tiny sunglasses!
but uh yeah
i guess that makes it obvious

so who were you thinking about when you posted this anyway?

[hackberrydragon]

shitposting
I didn't know this would get that viral
shows you what I know

[chickshades]

im not gonna tell anyone
and were on private anyway

[hackberrydragon]

Really
There's nobody I've got my eye on.
I don't even know what I'm looking at
I mean Sheryl's cute but I probably wouldn't hit on her
There was this other guy though but I think he was just messing around

[chickshades]

yeah
dont try hitting on her
made that mistake for you already

...but uh
i didnt know you were into guys
...
not that theres anything wrong with that!
i just
didnt expect that

[ How much more awkward does that make him flirting before? ]

[hackberrydragon]

Do I even want to know?
I'm not even into guys!
It just kind of happens that I keep getting hit on by other guys
the last one wasn't so bad looking though

[chickshades]

just dont let her catch you staring at her tits

total bs
you just said the guy was good looking
which means you were checking him out!

[hackberrydragon]

even I could have told you that
It's kind of rude to

Is that what it means though?
Like he didn't look bad
But it wasn't like I was trying to check him out

[chickshades]

hey i apologized!

yeah but you thought about it
if you werent interested it wouldnt have even come to mind

hey its okay if you are

[hackberrydragon]

I probably would have heard about it if you didn't.

This probably is something I'll have to think about for a while.

Thanks for hearing me out though.

btw, Sheryl wanted to plan this hot spring outing. Want me to see if I can get you in?

[chickshades]

that sounds awesome!
as long as youre not checking me out the whole time!
not that id blame you lol

[ Bandou stop. ]

[hackberrydragon]

No
That's just way too weird
I'll see what I can do
Though I'll probably have to promise to keep you on your best behavior so you aren't staring at any more boobs

How are the ribs going?

[chickshades]

i can control myself!

we got a healer over
so theyre not broken anymore
still hurts a damn lot tho
and my whole stomachs bruised

[hackberrydragon]

I can't blame you if you can't.

Good to hear you're doing better though.
Who knows
Maybe the bruising might land you a sympathetic date if someone catches them

[chickshades]

yeah?
you think that could happen?