Heaven's BBS | Text

[hackberrydragon]

Posted: May 12
From: Anonymous

Has anyone ever noticed how many conventionally attractive people there are here? I know it's heaven but there are seriously a lot of attractive people here.

Just a random observation.

Comments

[shockshot]

That helps! Thanks for that, I'm not used to everything internet related for some reason

But I don't think we've met before, no. I'm Masaki. It's nice to meet you Eno.

[hackberrydragon]

That's fine
I didn't actually think heaven had some kind of bbs system tbh
Nice to meet you too Masaki
I hope this didn't give off a bad impression right off the bat

[shockshot]

I still don't even know what bbs system stands for! It's kinda funny

But no this doesn't. You were saying what some people might be thinking about themselves

and you seem to be handling those that are aware of their attraction well enough

[hackberrydragon]

It actually means bulletin board system so calling it a bbs system is a little redundant
Personally I was always a little surprised to learn they did have a system like this in heaven
Still, it's kind of more organized than the channel-format bbs

[ okay reel it in, nerd, you're gonna lose her ]

re: people aware of attraction
They're a little intimidating tbh
Or maybe the right term is overwhelming
I wasn't expecting anyone to send selfies
But I should probably be thankful they've got clothes on

[shockshot]

Ooooh....

[He had a point about the bulletin board part but...what did he mean by channel? Oh, good, back to the topic and...

...yeah he lost her again.]

Why would they be naked? That's kind of impersonal, isn't it? Would they be posing like you see in art or something?

[Welcome to the world of selfies Masaki...]

[hackberrydragon]

[ oh no what has he done ]

idk
some people are kind of into that
they'll send pictures of their junk
or full body shots where they're barely wearing anything
not that I've sent or received any to begin with!

[ please don't think he's a pervert sob ]

[shockshot]

[He's done Something that's for sure.]

What does idk stand for? Sorry, this is all still kind of new to me

But

Are you serious?

People do that? What if that goes public?

Wait

Is this an exhibitionist thing????

[hackberrydragon]

No it's okay
I tend to forget not everyone has the same level of computer literacy

idk = I don't know.
It's an acronym
Like nsfw = not safe for work
lol = laughing out loud
that sort of thing

I guess nudes would probably count as an exhibitionist thing
Of course it's usually sent between two people who probably sleep with each other or want to at least
Kind of like a "this is what you're getting" thing

[shockshot]

It's ok! I mean I didn't say anything

But thanks! I didn't know those, I should look that up...

oh? OH

That is like some really up there when it comes to flirting...or would that count as a what you call it, a booty call?

[hackberrydragon]

Force of habit
Sorry
Makes typing faster

re: flirting
I guess it would
If hooking up is the only thing you're looking for

[shockshot]

Oh! Yeah that DOES make sense I just have to learn them I guess

But yeah I guess so, I know I'd be kinda...unimpressed
if I got a photo like that out of the blue
...maybe with a winky face before or after
Kinda gross

[hackberrydragon]

Yeah that's usually the case
Some people definitely find it gross
But I guess some others are into that sort of thing
Whatever floats their boats, I guess

[shockshot]

Yeah, that's true! There's nothing wrong with it if, like, both parties consent I guess?

Least that's how I see it

I'm glad you weren't surprised with anything bad. Maybe you can ask one of those picture takers on a date!

[hackberrydragon]

They're all guys
I'm not really sure I'm ready for that sort of thing yet
But yeah
I guess it's okay if both parties agree to send nudes...

[shockshot]

Oh, that'd be awkward if you don't like guys like that...

But yeah...I guess that's a step up from regular flirting

It's like...you're already in a relationship, consented, and are pretty comfortable flirting...