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[hackberrydragon]

Posted: May 12
From: Anonymous

Has anyone ever noticed how many conventionally attractive people there are here? I know it's heaven but there are seriously a lot of attractive people here.

Just a random observation.

Comments

not anon

[sharkmaid]

Makes you wonder what priorities this place has when it comes to bringing people in...

[Not that he's noticed the same or anything! ... Except, you know, looking at himself in the mirror from time to time, he's come to notice how much more he... glows. Not to say he's ever found himself unattractive, but this is different, all right.]

Why are you bringing this up anyway?

still anon

[hackberrydragon]

[ yer blooming, Rin ]

Basically shitposting
That's the only excuse I can give
Looks like I ended up bringing all sorts of people out.

[ This post was a mistake his life is a mistake ]

[sharkmaid]

[A bloomin' onion is he]

Did you expect any differently

[hackberrydragon]

[ all deep fried and crisp ]

I actually didn't know what to expect
Like
Who knew heaven had so many egomaniacs

[sharkmaid]

Well, they wouldn't exactly be heavenly figures if they didn't have some level of confidence, you know. Don't want a bunch of wishy-washy people running everything.

[hackberrydragon]

Well I guess so
Do you think that has something to do with who get assigned to be a god?

[sharkmaid]

It's possible? Can't say I've met a god here that doesn't have a strong personality... have you?

[hackberrydragon]

okay
I see where you're coming from
Maybe it really is a personality thing

[ ....but what does that say about him ]

[sharkmaid]

Maybe. I wouldn't worry about it though. Whether these higher ups have some "preference" or not, you can be sure they're pretty twisted either way.

... ARE you worried?

[hackberrydragon]

Not so much
It's just something I've come to think about every now and then
After all
It's just one of the mysteries surrounding why we're here, right?