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[hackberrydragon]

Posted: May 12
From: Anonymous

Has anyone ever noticed how many conventionally attractive people there are here? I know it's heaven but there are seriously a lot of attractive people here.

Just a random observation.

Comments

[chickshades]

yeah i am pretty cute!
i guess that means that...statistically speaking or whatever
you must be pretty cute too
(*◍3◍)/～♡

[ Bandou stop flirting with the anon. ]

[hackberrydragon]

[ ..If you only knew who you were talking to Bandou. ]

thanks.
though I think I'm actually pretty plain compared to everyone around here
but that's good!
at least you know you're cute!

[chickshades]

plain can be cute though
oh and shy too!
the shy ones are the cutest imo
i guess it just depends on what youre into?

[hackberrydragon]

or it might depend on who's into plain and shy
there's probably someone for everyone
so if there's someone you like maybe it wouldn't hurt to let them know

[chickshades]

you got anyone in mind then?

[ eyebrow waggle ]

[hackberrydragon]

no
not really
ive already kind of been hit on twice
so
idk
you?

[chickshades]

what??
by who??
damnit
ive only been hit on by creepy assholes
...
and everyone else is too young!
making me look like the creep!
(;◍Д◍;)

[hackberrydragon]

one aggressive guy
and one not so aggressive guy
but
idk
I don't normally think guys are cute
they werent bad looking though

[chickshades]

wait...
so are you a guy then too???

private; text - off anon

[hackberrydragon]

Bandou
were you trying to hit on me?

1/?? aka massive influx of panicked replies

[chickshades]

eh?

[chickshades]

eno???

[chickshades]

shit no!!!!

[chickshades]

i thought you were a chick!!

done!

[chickshades]

forget i said any of that!!

[hackberrydragon]

I'll forget it if you do
Though you probably dodged a bullet there.

[ Beware of anons on the internet Bandou ]

[chickshades]

[ You think he'd know that by now. ]

deal

...howd you know it was me?

[hackberrydragon]

You mentioned being hit on by a jerk
And your emote kind of gives it away
sorry

[chickshades]

hey the look cool with the tiny sunglasses!
but uh yeah
i guess that makes it obvious

so who were you thinking about when you posted this anyway?

[hackberrydragon]

shitposting
I didn't know this would get that viral
shows you what I know

[chickshades]

im not gonna tell anyone
and were on private anyway

[hackberrydragon]

Really
There's nobody I've got my eye on.
I don't even know what I'm looking at
I mean Sheryl's cute but I probably wouldn't hit on her
There was this other guy though but I think he was just messing around

[chickshades]

yeah
dont try hitting on her
made that mistake for you already

...but uh
i didnt know you were into guys
...
not that theres anything wrong with that!
i just
didnt expect that

[ How much more awkward does that make him flirting before? ]

[hackberrydragon]

Do I even want to know?
I'm not even into guys!
It just kind of happens that I keep getting hit on by other guys
the last one wasn't so bad looking though

[chickshades]

just dont let her catch you staring at her tits

total bs
you just said the guy was good looking
which means you were checking him out!