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[hackberrydragon]

Posted: May 12
From: Anonymous

Has anyone ever noticed how many conventionally attractive people there are here? I know it's heaven but there are seriously a lot of attractive people here.

Just a random observation.

Comments

[hackberrydragon]

I'm not a eunuch either
This... really has nothing to do with whatever you're thinking.
Really.

[volksdaemon]

What I'm thinking is you need way more spank bank material than whatever 'conventionally attractive people' you're looking at, because you wouldn't be in denial this much otherwise.

[hackberrydragon]

Really it was just a general observation
If you look at everyone here
there's a lot of really good looking people it's really not what you think!

[volksdaemon]

Trust me when I say there's always a *reason* people make 'observations.'
Your choice if you want to figure out why or not.

[hackberrydragon]

it's definitely most probably not what you think
really
it's just kind of obvious when you look at everyone as a collective whole

Amusing himself mainly with this reference

[volksdaemon]

You keep saying those words.
I don't think they mean what you think they mean.

I'm not blind, I know what you're talking about, but there's only one reason people start seeing attractive people *everywhere*.
And that's when they've gone without for too long.
So do yourself a favor and stop being the damsel that doth protest too much.

sadly he gets it

[hackberrydragon]

are you quoting Shakespere at me?

[ what kind of troll is this ]

welp

[volksdaemon]

No I was quoting The Princess Bride at you.
If anyone needed to chat with little Eros, I swear it's you.

[hackberrydragon]

so
we do have Eros hanging around

[volksdaemon]

Why do you sound surprised?
I'd have thought you'd summoned him yourself to this post by now.

[hackberrydragon]

IDK
I'm not really sure if I have at this point
Maybe I should keep closer tabs on everyone

[volksdaemon]

True. For all you know, I'm Eros pretending not to be.
Nah, not really. I'm a fair actor but I couldn't pretend to be a kid.

[hackberrydragon]

Eros is a kid?
But then again, nothing should surprise me anymore

[volksdaemon]

Funny, isn't it? The horniest age for a young man that's who gets tapped to be Eros.
Sounds kinda familiar, actually. Is that you, kiddo? Hah!

[hackberrydragon]

that's kind of ironic
I'm not Eros
I'm a shinki
Also pretty sure I'm a little older than a kid

[volksdaemon]

I see there've been plenty of pictures posted.
You should post one too if you're going to boast about not being a nervous little kid.

[hackberrydragon]

No thanks
I think I'm going to stay anon

[volksdaemon]

There's always below-the-neck shots, you know.

[hackberrydragon]

Those are too easy to identify if you know how
I'd really rather not take the risk

[volksdaemon]

And I do know how.
What a shame.

[hackberrydragon]

I'm going to stick to anon if it's all the same

[volksdaemon]

Not my call if you accidentally give yourself up in other ways, though.