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[hackberrydragon]

Posted: May 12
From: Anonymous

Has anyone ever noticed how many conventionally attractive people there are here? I know it's heaven but there are seriously a lot of attractive people here.

Just a random observation.

Comments

[hamonfisted]

If they're what your eyes stray to most, I'd say that's pretty telling.
Maybe the problem is really that you have something specific on your mind.
Or someone.
That being said, you could always just go on a date.

[hackberrydragon]

yeah but
trying to find a date is a problem in the first place

[hamonfisted]

Dating is complicated sometimes I guess
You've got to set rules and such if you get really close
Quick question though, have you ever even kissed anyone?

[He is literally the last person anyone needs to be receiving dating advice from. So therefore he has to act like he knows a lot about it.]

[hackberrydragon]

[ He's squinting so hard at his phone right now. ]

Why do you want to know?

[hamonfisted]

No real reason.
But if I were your wing man, I'd tell you to get on that.
I hope you didn't read too much into the question, mysterious stranger.

[Either he hit the nail on the head thinking anon is a kissing virgin, or anon is a shinki and therefore doesn't remember, or anon has kissed someone before and doesn't want to talk about it. Hmmm.]

[hackberrydragon]

I'm trying not to but you can't help but be a little suspicious when it comes to these questions
Especially if you're anon for a reason.

[hamonfisted]

Eh, I suppose you're right.
You must be anonymous so a certain someone won't know you might be interested, is that it?
Maybe not, but anyway, I'll leave you alone if it really bothers you that much.
A piece of advice, though.
If you care about someone, they always find out one way or another.
Better that they hear it from you than from a third party.