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[hackberrydragon]

Posted: May 12
From: Anonymous

Has anyone ever noticed how many conventionally attractive people there are here? I know it's heaven but there are seriously a lot of attractive people here.

Just a random observation.

Comments

[disciplineking]

[All thats attached to this post is the picture of an absolutely beautiful and fluffy tuxedo kitten.]

[hackberrydragon]

I guess the cat counts.

[disciplineking]

[Now there was a picture of a very fluffy Tibetan Mastiff puppy, who seemed to be laying on top of someone's feet.]

[hackberrydragon]

sure
the dog counts too
I didn't know they got that fluffy

[disciplineking]

[Next there is a picture of a small white dragon, who is laying in the lap of a person who looks suspiciously like Hibari.

Not like this guy would know what he looks like.]

[hackberrydragon]

wait
is that an actual dragon?

[disciplineking]

[Hibari wasn't nice enough to reply in actual text, so instead he just sent the guy another selfie of the dragon perched nobly on his head, sniffing the air, while Hibari was flipping him off on the bottom of the picture.]

[hackberrydragon]

[ Wow rude. ]

okay okay
it's an actual dragon
I get it

[disciplineking]

[Now it's a picture of said tuxedo kitten biting his hand. This is clearly a statement about what he wanted to do to this guy.

He's very pretty too. For a teen.]

[hackberrydragon]

[ gdit why are there so many pretty guys here ]

are you okay?
maybe you shouldn't let him bite you

[disciplineking]

[Maybe you're just jealous. Hibari doesn't care either way.

At least this time he deigns to answer.]

My kitten is a better person than you are.

[hackberrydragon]

Wow geez
where did that come from?

[disciplineking]

The truth.

[hackberrydragon]

Wait
How'd you reach that conclusion?

[disciplineking]

Animals are better than people.