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榎本 竜哉 | ᴇɴᴏᴍᴏᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴛsᴜʏᴀ ([personal profile] hackberrydragon) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2016-11-07 10:16 am

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Posted: May 12
From: Anonymous

Has anyone ever noticed how many conventionally attractive people there are here? I know it's heaven but there are seriously a lot of attractive people here.

Just a random observation.
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[personal profile] cleanmemory 2016-11-08 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh hush, you.

But you're right, I noted the same thing. Everyone here is so crazy attractive...? YOURSELF INCLUDED.
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[personal profile] cleanmemory 2016-11-08 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, no. [ And he waves his hand. ] That's nice and all but don't even kid yourself.

I'm fine being ugly, or whatever! Kinda! I'm not that angry about it, because UNLIKE DOUMEKI some people don't rub it in other's faces!!!
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[personal profile] cleanmemory 2016-11-08 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, I guess.

What about you? I'm sure you get your fair share of attention. You should live it up!
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[personal profile] cleanmemory 2016-11-08 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
I-It's not like I.... I mean...

Like I said, you should use it to your advantage! If you have a face like that--

I mean, I know what I would do if I had such a great face!
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[personal profile] cleanmemory 2016-11-08 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
It's obvious!

First, I'd run up to Doumeki and FALCON PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE and then proclaim 'THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD WASN'T IT' because that jerk deserves puns!

And then! I'd make lots of baked goods and use my newfound charms to sell them! That way everyone will see how much of a great chef I am and then I couldn't build a clientele base! But it's always breaking into the circle that's the hard part! But once you're in, you're in, and a great face helps!

I'd try on MAKEUP because it's popular!

I'd go to school clothing stores and pose for pictures for my phone or in purikura photosbooths and make cute stickers and keychains out of them!

I'd ask girls on dates! Hell, I'd ask boys on dates, just to seem them get flustered!

I'd post all my pics on Twitter and get internet famous, like all of those models and idols you see!

[ Holy shit stop him he can GO ON-- ]
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[personal profile] cleanmemory 2016-11-08 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... [ And he sighs. ] But since that'll never happen...

I'll just keep doing what I'm doing and hope something good comes along....
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[personal profile] cleanmemory 2016-11-08 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean someone with a weird fetish for mismatched eyes and a potential house-husbands?
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[personal profile] cleanmemory 2016-11-08 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're gonna try to uplift someone don't sound so uncertain, jesus!!!