Heaven's BBS [old man yelling on social media about social media]

[killsthebuddha]

Posted: 03 May 2016
From: Genjo Sanzo

There are too many nosy fuckers with nothing better to do. I can't look through here without tripping over too much information about your personal lives.

There are enough brats on here that someone has to say it. Knock it off already. It's a pain to scroll past, and you're just handing out ammunition to any half-literate asshole that wants to use your emotions as a weapon.

The rest of you: get a damn job or do something worthwhile instead. No one cares about your navel-gazing idiocy.

Comments

[bighand]

What is " navel-gazing " ?

[killsthebuddha]

[ Isn't that the the guy with the shitty god? ]

Asking self-indulgent dumbass questions like your god does.

Have you tried beating him yet?

[redotiertwo]

congrats then dude now every half literate asshole on the network knows you lose your shit over the fact that other people have emotions and talk to people about them
i am in awe at your astounding and upstanding maturity and tact in handling this situation instead of
you know
using the goddamn scroll bar like everyone else

[killsthebuddha]

How the hell are you orange?

[private]

[reformedsinner]

Really, Sanzo, it's kind of you to worry about them, but I doubt this is going to convince anyone who wasn't already taking care what they said.

[killsthebuddha]

Don't read that much into it. I'm tired of these stupid kids.

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[beastenderblood]

Sharing is caring. That counts for emotions.

[killsthebuddha]

Stupidity is stupidity.

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[sonofson]

[He'll use text one day..one day]

But it's fun to talk everyone on here. If you stopped scrolling by it all maybe you could enjoy yourself too?

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[killsthebuddha]

It'll be fun until it gets you blighted.

[theunluckygirl]

[oh dear. this is the same guy who basically told her to punch her god, but he also gave her good advice on meditating so?? How does she respond to this.....]

It's a little hard to talk to people sometimes. Sometimes those posts give a chance for people to meet new people that are like them? [She's...trying to be fair here.] It's not as frightening as talking to someone face to face.

Though I suppose some people might overshare, a little. [TRYING TO BE NICE HERE...]

[killsthebuddha]

It's a pain in the ass is what it is. If you speak to someone, it's not all out there for anyone to come across.

You figure yourself out yet, kid?

[savioring]

Posting something like this just makes you the same as everyone else who's been posting in this network. Except you sound like some old man complaining, showing emotions, and bitching about how they can used against someone. If you don't like it, stay off the damn BBS.

[killsthebuddha]

Take your own advice.

[fontechnician]

On a more positive note, everyone's idiocy got you to stop and say hi to us.

[killsthebuddha]

It's not a positive.

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[rainofterror]

wow, sure is a pain to have to scroll past all this whining

[galactically]

this post is so boring!! everyone has already said what i wanted to say
there's no need for me to be repetitive

so instead i, Sheryl Nome, am here to improve this post tremendously
everyone be amazed! ☆

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behold, my two glamorous children

[sanzohoshi]

They're so cute!! (ﾉ>ω<)ﾉ :｡･:*:･ﾟ’★,｡･:*:･ﾟ’☆

I'll make sure Sano sees them for sure!!

[She'll shove her own phone in his face if she has to. Brb also googling for cat pictures]

Look at this one! it looks like sanzo when he's trying to read the newspaper in the morning! (=^･ｪ･^=)

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[erogappa]

go outside grampa

[killsthebuddha]

Shut the fuck up.

[herbalsupplements]

[Kurama kind of agrees! But it's Fugu, sooo:]

[killsthebuddha]

[birdstheword]

Hello Genjo-san!

I have Question!

How old are you?

[killsthebuddha]

No idea.

[flagitate]

I bet you're fun at parties.

[mylanceisbiggerthanyours]

Sounds like he makes me look like a social butterfly.

[And you're doing it wrong if that's the case, bro.]

[papas_bunnydoll]

Can you do that? That would be really neat if you could. Although Tot's not sure what kind of weapon an emotion would look like.

[Then again, she hasn't figured out her powers yet. Ask her later what it looks like.]

[killsthebuddha]

Sometimes they can be a weapon. Do they call you a god or a shinki, kid?

[skyleopardess]

You're not wrong, but nobody's going to listen to you.

[killsthebuddha]

Damn idiot brats never do. It's not my problem if they get themselves in trouble.

[sonofson]

[Thank to this, Goten has learned a new skill! So he has to test it out more! Maybe it'll help Genjo lighten up a bit and brighten up his day!. It's not anything personal so it should be fine!]



[Even if he typos the name]

[killsthebuddha]

So you figured it out. Hey, kid.

From: Loki

[volksdaemon]

My my my! You certainly know what to say to bring the people running. So admirable!

[killsthebuddha]

There are too many brats running loose.

voice;

[jooeyecandy]

[Sorry, but not, he has to do this in the name of whatever thought fired off at the moment.]

Feelings, nothing more than feelings...

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[killsthebuddha]

No.

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[mylanceisbiggerthanyours]

[...]

Well, we done it. We finally done it.

We found someone grumpier than Soren and worse at people than me.

[killsthebuddha]

You're welcome. I have no idea who the hell you're on about.

[text]

[prideinthefall]

Unfortunately, a condition of weak minds is to seek out affirmation and otherwise useless gestures of camaraderie. The nature of the medium in which it is easy to broadcast issues to a multitude of people and the ease of offering sympathy without actual commitment exacerbates the problem. I doubt we'll see an end to it anytime soon.

[redotiertwo]

we got ourselves a badass over here
id tell you not to cut yourself on that edge but im pretty sure you are the edge
it is you
you climbed this whole mountain and became the embodiment of edgelordery you were always meant to be
try not to cut your shiny new crown in half

[oathkeeper]

i've found the answer to all your problems!

you're welcome!

[killsthebuddha]

Thank you.

[razzledazzles]

Are you still hungover, Sanzo?

Look, you've drawn them all out with your complaints. Were you actually hoping to argue like this?

[killsthebuddha]

I'm not that hungover. He is still definitely hungover, enough that he's not going to deny it. ]

Drawing out idiots is my skill as a shinki, apparently.