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[redotiertwo]

From: Davesprite
Posted: January 8th

so
its been like a week since new year
and i havent seen anyone posting about new years resolutions yet
you know
those promises you make to yourself at the start of the year that youre definitely going to hold to
and then a week later youre lying on your bed eating chips and soda again because you almost definitely promised yourself you were going to work out more and then didnt
is that not a tradition here

if it is then tell me about your resolutions that are totally going to happen
since were past the one week honeymoon period
maybe i can give you advice on how to stick to them
or if you pay me i can be your personal resolution trainer
with motivational 80s music montages and everything
for like a month since if you can't keep it yourself past then youre fucked anyway
but you can always say you tried
even if i did most of the trying for you

anyway
resolutions
go

Comments

Text: Ginia

[unlucky7]

Now I get why my god is getting so many prayers about working out and diets.

[redotiertwo]

good
so they still have that specific flavor of idiot here
i was starting to get worried
but clearly its another one of those universal constants

[unlucky7]

I don't know if I'd call them idiots, but praying for a six pack is kinda unfesible? It's not like we can gift that? At least the people praying for support and courage seem reasonable.

But there are some great drawings on the emas, I'll give them that.

[redotiertwo]

i mean it is mostly the praying for a sixpack ones that im calling idiots
if people just want support getting shit done on their own then more power to them

are they like
buff chibi drawings or something
bara
is that the term

[unlucky7]

[One google search later... Well.]

Yeah bara is the right term. Some of them at least. Others are more chibi.

There's one that's a really buff wolf? Werewolf or something?

[redotiertwo]

i think you may have gotten one of the dreaded furries
which like
good for them if they want to get as fit as their fursona
but thats kind of weird to draw on your prayer about it

[unlucky7]

Furries?

I figured it had to do with my god being the "Hound of Ulster." We get a lot of dog or wolf drawings on the emas in general.

Text; Anonymous

[deniles]

Those will last barely a week and then nothing will change for anyone.

So everyone gives up again and nothing matters.

[redotiertwo]

dont cut yourself on that existential edge my guy
do you want a cookie
assuming youre not bitter about having already broken your diet resolution

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[pure_radiantics]

[ At first she just laughs to herself as she imagines all of that text in Davesprite's tell-tale tone of voice. ]

You're right, I'd like to make a resolution I can keep. I'd completely forgotten about that tradition, but it makes sense! And it makes sense how hard they are to keep if they're really hard changes quickly. I had to work my way up from jogging just once a week in the mornings to as often as I do now.

[redotiertwo]

yeah thats what nobody really seems to get
just because you make a decision at new year doesnt mean the actual thing is gonna be any easier to do
but if you already work out then thats the most obvious failed resolution option taken care of

[pure_radiantics]

Hmm.... I could always resolve to check my phone more often. I might have missed you writing about this, which has happened a couple of times lately. That or taking more pictures for my instagram - I had a lot of fun doing that.

[redotiertwo]

not exactly life changing shit right there though is it
you need to go deeper
more dramatic
and also more likely to crash and burn in a hilarious flaming wreck but we dont talk about that part until it happens

[pure_radiantics]

Not talking about crashing and burning is right! I'm trying to think of something achievable - and besides, there's plenty of life-changing things that I do already and I just want to remember them better, which is why I thought of the photos.

[ That said, she's still thinking of something else. ]

[redotiertwo]

do more life changing things then
though honestly if youre already doing that sort of thing
youre also probably not the kind of person new years resolutions are for
which is mostly lazy people who want to convince themselves theyll do a thing because they said they would at a specific time of year

[pure_radiantics]

I can think of one life-changing thing I'd like to happen, but it's not really up to me so maybe you're right, and I'll just support the people who need to make resolutions.

[ She's thinking about how much she'd like him to think of her as a friend, but also that she can't force him to tell her that - and that's if he ever even thought of her that way. So best not to make that a resolution at all. ]

The only other thing I can think of is getting better at sign language so I can talk to Ginia and Ber better.

text | Cú Chulainn

[futhark]

No idea about this resolution thing, but I've at least done my research enough to know that 80s music was mighty.

[redotiertwo]

the mightiest era of music
for power ballad training montages at least
but power ballad training montages are the most important part of this whole post anyway
so who even cares about other kinds of music right now

text | from: Obi

[yasei]

That's something that people actually do?

By the way what is that thing, the, "motivational 80s music montages" thing?

[redotiertwo]

apparently
either that or were caught up in some generations spanning conspiracy
which is also entirely possible

now about that other thing

[Davesprite just posts a video link of the most classic of 80s music montages instead of an actual explanation. And then links a parody to explain the joke.]

[yasei]

Okay, sure. Sounds ridiculous.

I don't understand what this is supposed to be. What's the second bit with the face? Why is he hitting the dead animal? Is he tenderizing it? He doesn't look like he's going to be that capable of killing anyone. What's with the thing in front of the building? Why does it suddenly get weird speed? I was told it was dangerous to run in the middle or roads, is he stupid? Why are the people cheering and running after him and all the cheering after that? Why are they jumping and hugging in the water? There are some really strange contraptions in there. And some weak looking helmets. Why are they sticking him with a weird needle? Seriously why is he running in the middle of the road?Is this whole movie about running? Did he actually drink eggs? g and stuff? Why the chains? Does he want to get his palms pinched between the links? Nice thighs and muscles though.

What's wrong with their faces? And bodies? That's a really strange song. Stupid helmet, it's gonna get him killed. What's up with the sparks? Is that puppets? They're super creepy.

[redotiertwo]

okay before i even think about answering any of that
ive got two questions back for you
have you ever watched any movies before in your life
and if so what kind of movies

[yasei]

Here I haven't yet, and I have no idea about before.

[redotiertwo]

okay so
here in the 21st century we have this thing called suspension of disbelief
which in really short
is when you watch something like what you just watched
and you dont constantly compare it to reality because thats not the point
though im pretty sure i heard the point whistling by above your head somewhere close to orbit just now

[yasei]

Uuh, right, I'm sure it did.