it's like a quarter life crisis

[razzledazzles]

Posted: 24 April 2016
From: Jae-Ha

Why are so many of you so young? I'm not the only one at a more mature age, am I? Is anyone over 20? I'm getting wrinkles just thinking about this.

[He's just 25 but if he has one more person tell him they're too young to drink when he thought they were older... his heart can't take it.]

Comments

[scrap_metal]

I'm 19. And since I'm a shinki, I don't think it's changing any time soon.

[ never reaching that magical 20 years of age ]

[razzledazzles]

You know, with that logic in mind, it wouldn't hurt you to drink a little.

[mybadhabit]

I'm 25. It's a little ridiculous how many teenagers are here, isn't it?

[razzledazzles]

Me too! I was beginning to worry that everyone was either 18 or 118. There should be a fair medium ground, don't you think?

[sweetdeath]

It's depressing to think about how many of us died young.

[razzledazzles]

That's true... Now I feel worse, posting like this about a sensitive issue.

[miraculo]

i'm 21!!!

now that i'm back in the modern world, i've already signed up for driving lessons!

[ Oh shit son that's not gonna be safe for anyone. ] ahhhhhh i'm so excited i can hardly wait!! (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

[razzledazzles]

[21 is better than like... 16...]

You're a fresh, youthful age that isn't too young! How great! Driving, though... Is that something you need when you can fly?

[erogappa]

theres a lot of underage kids here, and some assholes who think its they're job to stop the kids from drinking too.

[razzledazzles]

Is that why each time I ask someone to drink with me, I keep getting answers like "I'm underage, I can't?!" I've never heard of such a thing!

[very_goodman]

35 here. But hey, you're only as old as you feel, right?

[razzledazzles]

That's true! I won't feel so old if I'm comparing myself to you.

[brynwieldr]

Is this really important?

[razzledazzles]

Of course it is! For some people, youth is all they have going for them.

[kingengine]

29 here.

[razzledazzles]

Huzzah!

[Someone told him this was like hurrah with flair, so thank them for this.]

I can feel my face becoming youthful again.

[sanzohoshi]

Master Jae-ha, master Jae-ha! Are you trying to say you're old?? Impossible!! I'm convinced you're not mature at all!
(ﾉ>ω<)ﾉ :｡･:*:･ﾟ’★,｡･:*:･ﾟ’☆

[Jesus, Sanzang.]

As for me, I'm over 20! To be honest, I'm immortal, I'm not really sure exactly how old I am anymore. Things get confusing with time travel and all that!

[What the fuck]

[razzledazzles]

Ha ha... Are you trying to spear me through the heart, Sanzang dear? I'm 25. It's old enough to be mature and young enough to be youthful, so please remember that.

Immortal... Are you really just embarrassed to reveal your age?

[spes_phthisica]

oh i didnt think about this before (°o°:)
but now i do im pretty sure im 24
（；^ω^） its pretty weird not to know why i know that haha but im still sure of it

[razzledazzles]

Even with no memories of my own, I can tell I'm 25. It must come with our name. How nice to see someone so close to me in age.

[lecturehall]

Ypu may be my elder but isn't calling yourself mature too generous. It's misleading. Some of the people here might think you actually act your age.

[razzledazzles]

Ah, the youth has arrived. Please be cautious entering this chatroom as it's rated 18 and up.

[nailed_navigation]

I died around 466 years ago, give or take a couple of years.

[razzledazzles]

How old were you when you died?

[koukai_kirai]

35.

At least not too many of us are going to be stuck as old men for all eternity.

[Not that 35 is ancient, either, but he did at least get to live out a lot of the prime of his life.]

[razzledazzles]

There are a few more around your age than I expected! What a relief. A bit of balance is always nice, and I feel younger just thinking about it.

Our bodies are still young and ready to fight.

[galactically]

are you secretly 50 years old?
i hear the more you mention wrinkles, the more you'll gain them as you age

⊂((・▽・))⊃

i'm 17, but sometimes people confuse me for an adult because i appear much older than i really am

[razzledazzles]

Ha ha, I'm the alluring age of 25! You do act quite mature for your age, but there's not a chance that I could mistake anything in your face for aging.

[doublesmall]

[after scrolling through some of the responses here, Chuuya has only one question:]

How the fuck are you older than me?!

[razzledazzles]

On the other hand, I already knew you were younger.

[disciplineking]

If you're going to be that pathetic about being old I'm going to kill you.

[razzledazzles]

Who are you?

[blindfoldcode]

It's not like we can help it if we die young.

[razzledazzles]

I wasn't thinking about death until everyone mentioned it. I didn't mean it like that!

[skyleopardess]

Well over 20. We're probably outnumbered, but you're far from the only one.

[She looks early 30s at the most]

[razzledazzles]

What a relief. I was just looking in the wrong crowds, is that it?

[hackberrydragon]

I'm probably about 22 myself. Though it does kind of make me wonder why a lot of us seem to be much younger.

Thanks. Now you're making me feel old.

[razzledazzles]

Don't worry! That's still quite young. I'm 25.

[fontechnician]

Can't say for sure, but I think I'm in my early 20's. 22-23 maybe?

[razzledazzles]

Go with your gut feeling and pick an age! With that method, I'm certainly 25. At least you're closer to my age than 17.

[chickshades]

right?
its stupid
why are all the girls underage??

[razzledazzles]

That's a real problem, isn't it? The moment you find a cute girl over 18, you better hold on tight.

[twiceinhabited]

I'm 16, and I don't think that's going to change since I'm a shinki.

[Is she going to look like this for the rest of her (after)life...]

[razzledazzles]

Another young soul... I'm sorry about that. The good news is, there's no laws in heaven, so you can drink away.

[JAE-HA...]

[wadoichimonji]

I am 21. Why are you so interested in knowing?

[razzledazzles]

Before this post, there were so few people that I'd met that were over even 20. I'm 25 myself. It's a little lonely, you know...

21 is a little better, at least. We could drink together.

[eternalfight]

Are you afraid you're too old for this crowd?

[razzledazzles]

Just a little bit. It would be too lonely to drink on my own every night, you see.

[toremainbehind]

You're a bit young to be getting wrinkles, aren't you?

I wasn't aware there's so many people under 20 in this place.

[razzledazzles]

I hope so, but there are times where I don't feel so young.

There are an unusually large amount of 16 year olds, or at least they've all found me.