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it's like a quarter life crisis

Posted: 24 April 2016
From: Jae-Ha

Why are so many of you so young? I'm not the only one at a more mature age, am I? Is anyone over 20? I'm getting wrinkles just thinking about this.

[He's just 25 but if he has one more person tell him they're too young to drink when he thought they were older... his heart can't take it.]

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[he's losing it]

The youth have gotten so creative with their insults. It really is too much.

[He's losing it, but in a different manner.[

I've bitten to death many a grown man and I can kill you too if you're not enough of a coward to give away your location.

Bitten to death

[That's all, that's the message, he finds this so hilarious.]

are you mocking me you degenerate

[It takes him a whole ten minutes to reply because he was laughing so much.]

Who, me? I would never.

Your sarcasm sucks worse than your sense of humor. I will kill you.

Sorry, but my schedule is booked for the next week or so.

Good thing i dont care about your convenience

My, how pushy. It's not attractive when people chase me so desperately.

I have no idea what you're saying, but I'm not desperate, just relentless. I WILL bite you to death.

[Pffft—]

Please stop, I can only take so much laughter.

STOP LAUGHING AT ME YOU DISGUSTING SLAB OF MEAT

I can't.

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