it's like a quarter life crisis

[razzledazzles]

Posted: 24 April 2016
From: Jae-Ha

Why are so many of you so young? I'm not the only one at a more mature age, am I? Is anyone over 20? I'm getting wrinkles just thinking about this.

[He's just 25 but if he has one more person tell him they're too young to drink when he thought they were older... his heart can't take it.]

Comments

[disciplineking]

If you're going to be that pathetic about being old I'm going to kill you.

[razzledazzles]

Who are you?

[disciplineking]

Hibari.

[razzledazzles]

Hibari, it's cruel to give death threats to those who are already dead.

[disciplineking]

You're being pretty annoying for a supposedly dead guy.

Encouraging minors to drink is against the law.

[razzledazzles]

I don't care about laws.

[disciplineking]

Then I don't care about biting you to death.

[Not that he would've anyway.]

[razzledazzles]

Is that your style of threat...?

[Why biting??] I'd like to see how you'd manage that through the internet.

[disciplineking]

I won't have to once I find you in real life. But lucky for you, I'm not inclined to hunt you down right now.

[razzledazzles]

Sorry to tell you, but it's impossible to catch me. You're welcome to try should you ever gain energy. I can only assume you're youthful, so work hard!

[disciplineking]

If you're really such an old man as your post implies, it won't be hard to catch you.

[razzledazzles]

I'm 25. It's just that most everyone here seems to be around 18...

[disciplineking]

You're nine years older than me.

[Probably. He's assuming he's around 16.]

[razzledazzles]

[holy shit this guy is 16??]

A child was threatening to kill me! A child!

[disciplineking]

I really will murder you if you keep calling me a child.

[razzledazzles]

[he's losing it]

The youth have gotten so creative with their insults. It really is too much.

[disciplineking]

[He's losing it, but in a different manner.[

I've bitten to death many a grown man and I can kill you too if you're not enough of a coward to give away your location.

[razzledazzles]

Bitten to death

[That's all, that's the message, he finds this so hilarious.]

[disciplineking]

are you mocking me you degenerate

[razzledazzles]

[It takes him a whole ten minutes to reply because he was laughing so much.]

Who, me? I would never.

[disciplineking]

Your sarcasm sucks worse than your sense of humor. I will kill you.

[razzledazzles]

Sorry, but my schedule is booked for the next week or so.

[disciplineking]

Good thing i dont care about your convenience

[razzledazzles]

My, how pushy. It's not attractive when people chase me so desperately.

why must you be this way jae-ha...........

[disciplineking]

I have no idea what you're saying, but I'm not desperate, just relentless. I WILL bite you to death.