it's like a quarter life crisis

[razzledazzles]

Posted: 24 April 2016
From: Jae-Ha

Why are so many of you so young? I'm not the only one at a more mature age, am I? Is anyone over 20? I'm getting wrinkles just thinking about this.

[He's just 25 but if he has one more person tell him they're too young to drink when he thought they were older... his heart can't take it.]

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[razzledazzles]

That leaves me plenty of time to find this popcorn, as well! What time?

[lecturehall]

6:30pm. That should leave me enough time to prepare for bed after you leave.

[razzledazzles]

Oh, you have a bedtime? Big Brother won't keep you up, don't worry.

[lecturehall]

Don't look down on bedtimes.

[razzledazzles]

I'm not, I'm not. Everyone knows that children need their rest.

[lecturehall]

I'm not a child. I'm on the cusp of adulthood.

[razzledazzles]

Ah, you're right, how could I be mistaken? Be sure to eat your vegetables for those important days in your near future.

[lecturehall]

Don't patronize me.

[razzledazzles]

I don't know what you mean. Don't let me irritate you, or your nerves might keep you up at night.

[lecturehall]

Don't flatter yourself. I have my own ways to tire myself out for that very reason.

[Although they haven't really been working lately.]

[razzledazzles]

Oh, really? Like what? Do you run in circles?

[lecturehall]

No. Contrary to popular thought, the adrenaline caused by exercise stimulates more than exhausts. It's more effective in staying awake.

Depending on the situation, my common methods are:

1. Submerging my face in cold water
2. Listening to traditional music or chants
3. Acupuncture techniques to release points of tension

Sometimes I use lavender as well, although burning incense is more of a danger than a help. It's an easy way to start fires so I try to stay away from it.

[razzledazzles]

Oh. Two out of three of those seem dangerous to fall asleep during... Are you sure that's alright? Please don't drown yourself.

[lecturehall]

I'd never be so reckless. The submersion only lasts thirty seconds. I set a timer. It triggers a reaction which lowers your heart rate and blood pressure.

I'm guessing the second is acupuncture? I suppose that would be alarming. Sorry, I think I phrased it wrong. Acupressure is what I should have said. It diverged from acupuncture so I must have mixed up the words. It's a fatal flaw.

Anyway, it's just massaging pressure points on the body. For sleeping I either massage my ears or press between my eyes. You should try it sometime. There are two others with feet.

[razzledazzles]

You have this so planned out it's almost scary. Massages sound a bit better, at least... Where on my ears should I massage? Maybe I should have someone else help me.

[He's just trying to throw in jokes because Keito is too cute and pure for him to handle.]

[lecturehall]

Just the full thing. The base where the ear meets the head works best for me. That one's simple enough that you should be able to do it on your own.

If you really wanted to, I guess you could have someone touch your ears.

[freak]

[razzledazzles]

[Next plan for harassment: this.]

What a sensitive spot that must be. Where else? Between the eyes? Is that why you're always touching at your glasses?

[lecturehall]

No, I touch my glasses because these are my spares. I need to get them properly adjusted.

It's around where the glasses sit, though. You know the space between your eyes where the bridge of the nose goes flat? It's there.

If you're really that interested in it I can show you some simple massage techniques before the movie. You'd have to come earlier though. I have to keep to my regimen.

[razzledazzles]

To be honest, I'm a little skeptical at you offering that after how much you scolded me the first time we met.

[Wasn't he called pervert a handful of times? Or was that just assumed between the yelling? Either way, he can figure it out himself!!]

I don't need to waste so much of your time.

[lecturehall]

I don't see how the two correlate.

Explain.

[because he knows you're thinking something dirty, jae-ha. confess your sins and face punishment.]

[razzledazzles]

Pass.

[He's saying nothing. #JaeHaDidNothingWrong2k16.]

[lecturehall]

Don't make me call your god.

Or, better yet, your friend with the big hand. I'm sure he'd be excellent at ear massages.

[razzledazzles]

Now, now, we don't need to bring his hand into this. Or my ears, for that matter.

[lecturehall]

There will be plenty of reason if you keep silent.

[razzledazzles]

[WHAT DOES HE DO...]

This really isn't an issue...