it's like a quarter life crisis

[razzledazzles]

Posted: 24 April 2016
From: Jae-Ha

Why are so many of you so young? I'm not the only one at a more mature age, am I? Is anyone over 20? I'm getting wrinkles just thinking about this.

[He's just 25 but if he has one more person tell him they're too young to drink when he thought they were older... his heart can't take it.]

Comments

[scrap_metal]

[ asdkg you're so weird sometimes, but that's okay, you're part dragon, you're cool ]

If that's helpful to you, different countries have different legal drinking age. It's 18 in Australia, for example.

[razzledazzles]

So will you drink with me in Australia?

[scrap_metal]

That would be allowed, yes.

[razzledazzles]

Let's go.

[scrap_metal]

The distance from Japan to Australia is 6,821 kilometers, or 4,238 miles, depends what kind of length unit you prefer. It makes for 7 hours of flight, but unfortunately I lack sufficient funds for an airplane ticket.

[ He googled it so he can feel so smart. Until he finds there's a bar named Australia... ]

[razzledazzles]

[As soon as he finds there's a bar named Australia, Genos' phone will ring off the hook.]

Rejecting me twice like that is bad for my self-esteem, you know.

[scrap_metal]

It's not rejection, just fact stating. I can start saving money, and hunting for potential ticket promotion.

[ he could use that mythical drink that solves problems, really ]

[razzledazzles]

Wait! I have the perfect idea.

@tsuzuki
@tsuzuki
@tsuzuki
@tsuzuki
@tsuzuki
@tsuzuki
@tsuzuki
@tsuzuki
@tsuzuki

[scrap_metal]

[ WHUT ]

...I had no idea the hashtags work on BBS

[razzledazzles]

Hashtag? I'm not familiar.

[sweetdeath]

That's not my email.

[Be gentle on your senpai, Jae-Ha. Don't use this confusing modern Twitter code.]

[razzledazzles]

[What's email]

There you are! Won't you take us to Australia for some drinks?

[sweetdeath]

Isn't that kind of far for a drink? You could just come over to my place.

There's no drinking age in the Heavens either.

[razzledazzles]

Really? Would Genos find that to be legal?

@genos
@genos
@genos
@genos
@genos
@genos
@genos
@genos

[THIS ISN'T HOW YOU GET SOMEONE'S ATTENTION ON HERE...]

[scrap_metal]

[ Luckily he checks other posts too sometimes ]

Hmm. This is first time I hear about that "no drinking age in the Heavens" rule.

[razzledazzles]

Surely it could work! Another day saved thanks to Tsuzuki-senpai.