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it's like a quarter life crisis

Posted: 24 April 2016
From: Jae-Ha

Why are so many of you so young? I'm not the only one at a more mature age, am I? Is anyone over 20? I'm getting wrinkles just thinking about this.

[He's just 25 but if he has one more person tell him they're too young to drink when he thought they were older... his heart can't take it.]

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[Next plan for harassment: this.]

What a sensitive spot that must be. Where else? Between the eyes? Is that why you're always touching at your glasses?

No, I touch my glasses because these are my spares. I need to get them properly adjusted.

It's around where the glasses sit, though. You know the space between your eyes where the bridge of the nose goes flat? It's there.

If you're really that interested in it I can show you some simple massage techniques before the movie. You'd have to come earlier though. I have to keep to my regimen.

To be honest, I'm a little skeptical at you offering that after how much you scolded me the first time we met.

[Wasn't he called pervert a handful of times? Or was that just assumed between the yelling? Either way, he can figure it out himself!!]

I don't need to waste so much of your time.

I don't see how the two correlate.

Explain.

[because he knows you're thinking something dirty, jae-ha. confess your sins and face punishment.]

Pass.

[He's saying nothing. #JaeHaDidNothingWrong2k16.]

Don't make me call your god.

Or, better yet, your friend with the big hand. I'm sure he'd be excellent at ear massages.

Now, now, we don't need to bring his hand into this. Or my ears, for that matter.

There will be plenty of reason if you keep silent.

[WHAT DOES HE DO...]

This really isn't an issue...

It is to me. I don't want to be compared to a masochistic pervert like you.

For someone so young, you're so mean, Keito...

And for someone so old, Jae-ha, you don't act mature at all. Get sturdier pride.

I'm very mature.

[YOU'RE WRONG] I have plenty of pride. Just enough for it to be beautiful.

Yet not enough for you to go wilting at the slightest comment towards your age.

Even as a joke it negates any respectability you may have.

You're so serious, I feel like I'm actually being scolded. Stop that.

I've been scolding you this whole time. The fact that you only just noticed only means you have poor comprehension.

If you continue like this, I'll find popcorn with more butter than you asked for.

You wouldn't. You'd get yourself sick in the process.

Shinki can't get sick.

[Probably.] Anyway, all of this arguing back and forth is making me tired. Go easy on your elders.

Get more stamina.

But you're right. I'm sure we've both got better things to do than keep this going.

I'll see you in a few days?

In a few days, then, yes. But contact me sooner if you need anything!

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