it's like a quarter life crisis

[razzledazzles]

Posted: 24 April 2016
From: Jae-Ha

Why are so many of you so young? I'm not the only one at a more mature age, am I? Is anyone over 20? I'm getting wrinkles just thinking about this.

[He's just 25 but if he has one more person tell him they're too young to drink when he thought they were older... his heart can't take it.]

Comments

[razzledazzles]

Hand to hand, or do you use a weapon?

Maybe the key is to drink while sparring.

[That's... a horrible idea??? He does it, though.] Bubble tea is such a precious name. I should try it some time.

[mybadhabit]

Either is fine. I primarily use a sword for work, but brushing up my hand to hand skills is never a bad thing.

I... [He's actually considering it. He can see it going poorly, but he's confident he has enough fortitude to be able to keep his balance while intoxicated thanks to his training. The worst thing that could happen is that he gets over-excited and kills someone in his enthusiasm.] We should probably spar sober before hand, so that I can properly gauge your strength.

There's a shop at the mall on the Near Shore that sells it. I could show you where it is sometime, if you like.

[razzledazzles]

[Hmm. He doesn't normally spar since his strength isn't human... He's not sure if he ever sparred back home, either! And feet against a sword... Even if he could dodge, that might be odd. Still, maybe he should be practicing outside of just with Hazel?]

Probably, probably! It would be a shame if you only felt worse after it all.

Feel free to show me some time. I do love going new places.

[mybadhabit]

I'm more concerned about accidentally killing you, actually. Now that Saitama's gone, I'm the strongest fighter from my world. I'm certain that it would be easy for me to win against you, even if I was intoxicated.

I have largely nothing but free time on my hands. My new shinki and I are still taking the time to get to know each other before we take on any prayers. I have tomorrow afternoon open, if you're free?

[razzledazzles]

I'm not really interested in dying... again... Is that really a risk if you're not careful? I don't want to find something like that out at all!

As far as I know now, I'm not doing anything tomorrow night...

[mybadhabit]

That's why I suggested sparring sober first. I'm not interested in killing you, either. However, alcohol lowers your inhibitions, so I might not be able to hold back if we went in blind. Knowing how much force I could exert could help keep me from losing my control.

Or you could just make sure to disarm me first.

Then it's a date. I'm Hermes, by the way, the messenger of the gods, and patron god of travelers, wit, and athletics. What time would you like to be picked up?

[razzledazzles]

[THAT'S NOT COMFORTING... Jae-Ha's stronger than a human, and he might be a masochist, but not like this.]

Do you have an ability of some sort? Is that it?

I'm not the type of guy who needs to be picked up. I'll go there myself, so... 7? Where are we going?

[mybadhabit]

I suppose you could say that. In my world, I was known as Speed of Sound Sonic, the Ultimate Modern Ninja. I was raised in a ninja village and spent my childhood perfecting my techniques. Only a very select few have seen through my techniques, and I intend to keep it that way.

Oh, my mistake. I'm accustomed to taking the lead in making arrangements, it's a force of habit. [If only because he's impatient and assertive. He attaches a map with the location of the mall highlighted before continuing] I will see you there at 7 tomorrow night.

[razzledazzles]

Oh, I see.

[He's going to be up all night googling "ninja" now, thanks.]

I will see you then!

[mybadhabit]

[There's a 50% chance Jae-Ha will end up with the wrong impression of his skills. Sonic is mostly just fast and slippery, he's not the kind of ninja with all the weird chakra ninjutsus. Just don't ask him how or where he keeps his throwing weapons.]

ヽ(・ω・)ﾉ

((Do you want to throw up a log, or should I?))

[razzledazzles]

[To be fair, Jae-Ha has his own concealed throwing knives.

But alright... he guesses he's meeting up tomorrow!]

(ooc: I've put up so much lately, so if you could help me not flood the comms by setting it up yourself that'd be great! Feel free to assume Jae-Ha literally drops out of the sky to show up, he does that.)