it's like a quarter life crisis

[razzledazzles]

Posted: 24 April 2016
From: Jae-Ha

Why are so many of you so young? I'm not the only one at a more mature age, am I? Is anyone over 20? I'm getting wrinkles just thinking about this.

[He's just 25 but if he has one more person tell him they're too young to drink when he thought they were older... his heart can't take it.]

Comments

[sweetdeath]

Aw, thanks! That's nice of you.

I'll pass on the big brother bit. How about "senpai," though?

[He's been here longer! Okay, so he's not a shinki, which makes it a little different, but he'll take what he can get.]

[razzledazzles]

Senpai! My, if that's what you're into, how could I refuse?

[Is it possible to mess with Tsuzuki like this, Jae-Ha still isn't sure but he will try.]

[sweetdeath]

[Mess with? They're just teasing each other, right? Tsuzuki's totally willing to roll with the joke!]

Absolutely! Who wouldn't like the sound of that?

[razzledazzles]

[Teasing, messing with... it's all the same fun. Tsuzuki's hard to fluster, is that it... Hmm.]

Tsuzuki-senpai, please take care of me.

[He thinks it would sound beautiful, but actually, from a man his age and size, wouldn't it just sound creepy...]

[sweetdeath]

It'd be my pleasure.

[Tsuzuki might get flustered if he thought Jae-Ha were serious! But what's wrong with a weird joke?

It might be a little creepier if he said that in person.]

[razzledazzles]

Ha ha. Tell me, though, how are you doing? Have you been getting enough sleep in your old age?

[Now he's just being mean!! He means it teasingly, of course.]

[sweetdeath]

Shouldn't you be nicer to your elders?

I've been working too hard! My poor old bones can't take all this stress.

[razzledazzles]

My apologies! Do you need a massage? A shoulder rub? It's the least I could do for senpai.

[sweetdeath]

Careful, I might take you up on that next time we grab a drink.

[razzledazzles]

I wouldn't refuse. A massage is the least I could offer after your company.

[sweetdeath]

A massage from a cute kouhai! This is the good life.

[Technically, afterlife.

But he did promise to quit talking about death.]

[razzledazzles]

Come now, is cute all I get? Why not beautiful, or elegant?

[Elegant kouhai doesn't match up at all, but he wants to be called this...!!]

[sweetdeath]

Sorry, kouhai just get to be cute! Maybe someday you can be an elegant senpai like me!

[razzledazzles]

Are you the goal for elegance? Hmmm...

[sweetdeath]

Hey! What's that supposed to mean? I can be elegant.

[razzledazzles]

Why haven't you shown me?

[sweetdeath]

Do you want me to take you out on the town? Rental tuxes are expensive!

[razzledazzles]

It's not very classy to complain about prices to your own date!

[How did he go from kouhai to date]

[sweetdeath]

Wow, I didn't know we were dating! Are you asking me out?

[razzledazzles]

[That doesn't work when you throw it BACK... Gosh, now what.]

I don't know... I think you may have been born a hundred years too early.

[Not quite that many but he's exaggerating to be a brat.]

[sweetdeath]

How cruel! Am I really too old for you?

I knew it... all this time you were just flattering an old man....

[razzledazzles]

Now, don't make me sound so insincere. I mean each of my compliments, you know.

[sweetdeath]

Sure, sure.