it's like a quarter life crisis

[razzledazzles]

Posted: 24 April 2016
From: Jae-Ha

Why are so many of you so young? I'm not the only one at a more mature age, am I? Is anyone over 20? I'm getting wrinkles just thinking about this.

[He's just 25 but if he has one more person tell him they're too young to drink when he thought they were older... his heart can't take it.]

Comments

[scrap_metal]

I'm 19. And since I'm a shinki, I don't think it's changing any time soon.

[ never reaching that magical 20 years of age ]

[razzledazzles]

You know, with that logic in mind, it wouldn't hurt you to drink a little.

[scrap_metal]

It's illegal.

[razzledazzles]

Are there laws for the dead? You're a free man!

[scrap_metal]

From my understanding, we make the law. As long as we're talking about exemplar shinki, that's it. Our morals guide the gods. As gods may not be aware of what is right and wrong, because they are embodiment of different kind of ideal. That's why they need shinki as a moral compass.

Going against what such shinki considers "right" might end in blighting their god.

[ he didn't go FULL tl;dr thankfully ]

[razzledazzles]

[god damn it why does he have good points]

My dreams of drinking with you have been crushed so completely I don't know what to do.

[scrap_metal]

You dream of drinking with me?

[ He takes it literally as he always does ]

[razzledazzles]

Two beautiful men drinking together is something anyone would dream about.

[scrap_metal]

[ asdkg you're so weird sometimes, but that's okay, you're part dragon, you're cool ]

If that's helpful to you, different countries have different legal drinking age. It's 18 in Australia, for example.

[razzledazzles]

So will you drink with me in Australia?

[scrap_metal]

That would be allowed, yes.

[razzledazzles]

Let's go.

[scrap_metal]

The distance from Japan to Australia is 6,821 kilometers, or 4,238 miles, depends what kind of length unit you prefer. It makes for 7 hours of flight, but unfortunately I lack sufficient funds for an airplane ticket.

[ He googled it so he can feel so smart. Until he finds there's a bar named Australia... ]

[razzledazzles]

[As soon as he finds there's a bar named Australia, Genos' phone will ring off the hook.]

Rejecting me twice like that is bad for my self-esteem, you know.

[scrap_metal]

It's not rejection, just fact stating. I can start saving money, and hunting for potential ticket promotion.

[ he could use that mythical drink that solves problems, really ]

[razzledazzles]

Wait! I have the perfect idea.

@tsuzuki
@tsuzuki
@tsuzuki
@tsuzuki
@tsuzuki
@tsuzuki
@tsuzuki
@tsuzuki
@tsuzuki

[scrap_metal]

[ WHUT ]

...I had no idea the hashtags work on BBS

[razzledazzles]

Hashtag? I'm not familiar.

[sweetdeath]

That's not my email.

[Be gentle on your senpai, Jae-Ha. Don't use this confusing modern Twitter code.]

[razzledazzles]

[What's email]

There you are! Won't you take us to Australia for some drinks?

[sweetdeath]

Isn't that kind of far for a drink? You could just come over to my place.

There's no drinking age in the Heavens either.

[razzledazzles]

Really? Would Genos find that to be legal?

@genos
@genos
@genos
@genos
@genos
@genos
@genos
@genos

[THIS ISN'T HOW YOU GET SOMEONE'S ATTENTION ON HERE...]

[scrap_metal]

[ Luckily he checks other posts too sometimes ]

Hmm. This is first time I hear about that "no drinking age in the Heavens" rule.

[razzledazzles]

Surely it could work! Another day saved thanks to Tsuzuki-senpai.