it's like a quarter life crisis

[razzledazzles]

Posted: 24 April 2016
From: Jae-Ha

Why are so many of you so young? I'm not the only one at a more mature age, am I? Is anyone over 20? I'm getting wrinkles just thinking about this.

[He's just 25 but if he has one more person tell him they're too young to drink when he thought they were older... his heart can't take it.]

Comments

[mybadhabit]

That's why I suggested sparring sober first. I'm not interested in killing you, either. However, alcohol lowers your inhibitions, so I might not be able to hold back if we went in blind. Knowing how much force I could exert could help keep me from losing my control.

Or you could just make sure to disarm me first.

Then it's a date. I'm Hermes, by the way, the messenger of the gods, and patron god of travelers, wit, and athletics. What time would you like to be picked up?

[razzledazzles]

[THAT'S NOT COMFORTING... Jae-Ha's stronger than a human, and he might be a masochist, but not like this.]

Do you have an ability of some sort? Is that it?

I'm not the type of guy who needs to be picked up. I'll go there myself, so... 7? Where are we going?

[mybadhabit]

I suppose you could say that. In my world, I was known as Speed of Sound Sonic, the Ultimate Modern Ninja. I was raised in a ninja village and spent my childhood perfecting my techniques. Only a very select few have seen through my techniques, and I intend to keep it that way.

Oh, my mistake. I'm accustomed to taking the lead in making arrangements, it's a force of habit. [If only because he's impatient and assertive. He attaches a map with the location of the mall highlighted before continuing] I will see you there at 7 tomorrow night.

[razzledazzles]

Oh, I see.

[He's going to be up all night googling "ninja" now, thanks.]

I will see you then!

[mybadhabit]

[There's a 50% chance Jae-Ha will end up with the wrong impression of his skills. Sonic is mostly just fast and slippery, he's not the kind of ninja with all the weird chakra ninjutsus. Just don't ask him how or where he keeps his throwing weapons.]

ヽ(・ω・)ﾉ

((Do you want to throw up a log, or should I?))

[razzledazzles]

[To be fair, Jae-Ha has his own concealed throwing knives.

But alright... he guesses he's meeting up tomorrow!]

(ooc: I've put up so much lately, so if you could help me not flood the comms by setting it up yourself that'd be great! Feel free to assume Jae-Ha literally drops out of the sky to show up, he does that.)