(Heaven's BBS)

[stonebird]

From: Dali
Date: June 19th

I should think even soulless Shinki deserve a name? Since I cannot say they are a male or a female, are there names that are...neutral? I have sought out Georgian names - since their origin seems the most fitting - but only a few appeal to me.

Eteri, for example, has a nice sound; as does Imeda. Can you immediately determine gender based on them?

(The first means "ether, air" and the second means "hope", which is why they appeal to her so much (besides their sound).)

I welcome all suggestions.

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[latebloomingeros]

From: Katsuki Yuuri
Date: June 19

Hello :)

My name is Yuuri, and I'm a shinki of Bastet's. I've been here for several weeks and haven't really gotten around to using the BBS very much so far, but it's nice to meet any of you I haven't met before!

There are two things I wanted to talk about... or ask about, really.

First, I've heard a lot about the skills shinki are supposed to be able to use, but if any older shinki would be willing to explain more or help me train to use them better, I'd really appreciate the guidance.

Second, I wondered if anyone might have any guidance about how to find a part time job on the Near Shore. My god provides for us, of course, but I'd like to have a little bit of pocket money for things. My own clothes that my god didn't pick out, things like that. I thought maybe I might try to find work at a cat cafe, since that seems like it would be serving my god, too, or maybe at a dance studio since I seem to know a lot about that, but... I'm not sure, and I thought maybe it would be nice to brainstorm with some other people.

Thank you for your time!

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[deniles]

From: Saix
Date: June 19

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Hello,

My name is Saix, and I'm looking for a companion to keep me close.

[Attached is a picture of him.]

I like long walks, not just on the beach, but everywhere, so long as you walk beside me. I hope you don't mind the collar, it's a statement for when I go out. Alone or with company.

I also like eating only out of bowls for every meal, but I hate using a spoon, I know that's a little weird, but trust me when I say it makes everything taste better.

I also really enjoy the game of catch, so if you'd play that with me, I'd be the happiest man alive.

I know this sounds a little ruff, but I'm really looking forward to going on a date. Just let me know when and where, and I'll meet you there.

Thanks for looking~.

[I have permission from Saix's mun to do this, and she will be tagging things back within a day or two, so expect thread jacking!

edit: Niles's comments will be from the 19th, Saix's will be from the 20th.]

Heaven's BBS | TEXT - Anonymous

[chickshades]

POSTED: June 19th
FROM: Anon

hey
are any of you gods pissed you have to be here?
or are you glad you were picked for this?

Heaven's BBS | Text

[subtract]

Posted: 19 June 2016 11:00 AM
From: Henir

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MASTER HAS PERMITTED ME ACCESS TO THIS NETWORK ACCOUNT TO TEST THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION AND USER INTERACTION SYSTEMS. PLEASE STAND BY WHILE USER INTERACTION IS LOADED.

HELLO! INTRODUCTORY STATEMENT: MY NAME IS APOCALYPSE! I AM MASTER ADD'S ASSISTANT AND NASOD COMBAT UNIT CREATED USING THE MASTERMIND AI PROGRAM. CURRENT VERSION IS 1.5.125. SYSTEM AGE FROM VERSION 1.0 TO CURRENT DATE IS APPROXIMATELY 7 MONTHS, 5 DAYS, 17 HOURS, 33 MINUTES. THERE ARE 4 USERS REGISTERED UNDER CATEGORY: ALLY. IT IS NICE TO MEET EVERYONE!

MORE DATA ON USER SPEECH PATTERNS AND PRIORITY TOPICS ARE REQUIRED TO IMPROVE THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION SYSTEM. PLEASE INPUT PERSONAL DATA AND/OR REQUESTS TO PROCEED WITH DATA REFINEMENT. I WILL SEARCH THE BBS AND OTHER ONLINE RESOURCES TO OBTAIN REQUESTED INFORMATION. WHEN ISSUING COLLECTION REQUESTS, PLEASE ADVISE IF THE RESULTS ARE ACCURATE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION!

D/N: Don't ask for it to do anything weird or you're getting blacklisted.


((replies by Apocalypse will come from hexahedron))

Heaven's BBS | Video | Cooking with Cat

[dappercat]

From: Nyanta
Date: June 19th, afternoon

[Why yes, that's a humanoid cat dressed in gentleman's clothing gracing your screen.]

Good afternoon, everyone. My name is Nyanta and yes, I'm not exactly human, nya. I meant to ask everyone sooner but it seems something pops up right when I'm about to post.

I was actually considering doing cooking classes to anyone who would like to learn. I always felt that being able to cook to be something everyone should at least experience. Though I'm still in the process of developing these workshops, I thought it was best if I did an interest check first, nya.

I expect there might be a high demand so group classes based on experience will most likely happen. I shall keep everyone posted once all plans are finalized.