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[deniles]

From: Saix
Date: June 19

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Hello,

My name is Saix, and I'm looking for a companion to keep me close.

[Attached is a picture of him.]

I like long walks, not just on the beach, but everywhere, so long as you walk beside me. I hope you don't mind the collar, it's a statement for when I go out. Alone or with company.

I also like eating only out of bowls for every meal, but I hate using a spoon, I know that's a little weird, but trust me when I say it makes everything taste better.

I also really enjoy the game of catch, so if you'd play that with me, I'd be the happiest man alive.

I know this sounds a little ruff, but I'm really looking forward to going on a date. Just let me know when and where, and I'll meet you there.

Thanks for looking~.

[I have permission from Saix's mun to do this, and she will be tagging things back within a day or two, so expect thread jacking!

edit: Niles's comments will be from the 19th, Saix's will be from the 20th.]

Comments

not here

[saikusu]

[ooc: confirming my approval.]

[kagenonadeshiko]

saix-kun if you're lonely come by my temple for dinner sometime.
i don't mind playing catch. it's good practice.
are you good with chopsticks?

[A certain old-fashioned ninja has decided to try harder to figure out how the internet works.]

"Saix";

[deniles]

I'm okay with them but if you wanted to just give me a bowl, that would be just as fine.
When should I come by?

[THIS IS NOT HOW TO START.]

[kagenonadeshiko]

well, i don't go out much so whenever's convenient for you.


[She has to admit just wanting a bowl and no utensils sound a little odd but hadn't he been eating finger foods the first time they met? And his hair color is already a strange, if lovely, shade of blue. Maybe Saix has learned this is the natural way for him to eat. Poor innocent shinobi.]

on the morning of the 20th

[saikusu]

Yumi... you were not speaking with me yesterday. Niles took my phone and pretended to be me.

I have no interest in playing catch, and yes, I can use chopsticks just fine. Dinner would be nice.

[kagenonadeshiko]

that's horrible. i'm sorry he did that to you.
when's a good time for you?
i still have the list of foods you sent me.
sorry about not getting back to you sooner.

[loveheart]

This is really cute~♫

My god could use more companionship! Walks on the beach or through a park...that sounds like a good start! Romantic~! Maybe there could be a date out of that!

What do you think of tea?

NOT HERE

[priforprince]

Hng!

[ Hibiki freezes up in mid-stride down the hall, teacup dropping from her fingers to smash on the floor. Her eyebrows draw together in melodramatic foreboding. What had that been? That disturbing, ill-omened premonition......?

Ah, well. Hibiki sticks her hands in her pockets and keeps walking, shrugging. She's embraced her godhood and has a plan now. What can possibly go wrong? ]

YOU ARE NOW

[loveheart]

[Its the sound of the teacup smashing that soon has Venus opening one of the doors and peeking her head out. Aha! She did hear her after all! Quickly, she sticks her right arm out and waves wildly]

Hibiki! Hibikiiiii~♫! When are you free? I have someone that wants to meet with you for tea!

[It's a 100% innocent tea date.]

"Saix";

[deniles]

I think that would be wonderful. The more romance, the better. I've been so lonely since I've arrived, that I could use someone to keep me company.

When shall we meet for tea?

[loveheart]

You won't have to be alone anymore then! For sure! Maybe a beautiful romance will bloom~♥!


[Hibiki can be super romantic too with that princely aura of hers. Venus has no doubts what so ever!]

I'll get back to you! I need to see when my god is free!

on the morning of the 20th

[saikusu]

Apologies. This post was not made by me, but by someone who stole my phone and saw fit to impersonate me.

I have no interest in dating. If necessary, I can apologize in person to your god for the confusion this post has made.

Anon;

[lostinshadows]

[Because.]

I wasn't aware comparing yourself to a dog would earn you some dates.

"Saix";

[deniles]

[Look if you want a date with Niles, you just have to ask.]

People like animals, I thought it'd be the perfect comparison.

anon;

[lostinshadows]

[Niles, don't you have someone you're already interested in?]

Right. Any luck in finding yourself a date yet then?

on the morning of the 20th

[saikusu]

Neither was I. The person who made this post was not me.

[stonebird]

This is a strange practice. Is it common for others to seek companionship in this way?

"Saix";

[deniles]

It definitely is. You must have missed all the other people doing the same!

on the morning of the 20th

[saikusu]

The person who you spoke to yesterday was not me. Apologies for the confusion this may have caused. This is not a common practice despite what may have been said yesterday.

Anon

[noli_oblivisci]

[...........................]


Are you sure the bbs is the best place for this?

"Saix";

[deniles]

Where else will I find a fun date? Everyone can see this, after all.

on the morning of the 20th

[saikusu]

There is no place other than the trash that a post like this belongs. My phone was stolen yesterday and was not in my possession the entire time "I" was commenting to it.

text;

[untodeath]

Another dog just looking for a bone? Or are you hoping for someone to call master? (Or mistress, as the case may be!)

[ Sorry, she's not interested. Just terribly amused! ]

"Saix";

[deniles]

Oh ho. Well I suppose I wouldn't be against that, should the right person comes along. I love being made to beg, after all.

on the morning of the 20th

[saikusu]

The person you spoke with yesterday was not me. I have no interest in being anyone's "dog."