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Posted: 19 June 2016 11:00 AM
From: Henir

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MASTER HAS PERMITTED ME ACCESS TO THIS NETWORK ACCOUNT TO TEST THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION AND USER INTERACTION SYSTEMS. PLEASE STAND BY WHILE USER INTERACTION IS LOADED.

HELLO! INTRODUCTORY STATEMENT: MY NAME IS APOCALYPSE! I AM MASTER ADD'S ASSISTANT AND NASOD COMBAT UNIT CREATED USING THE MASTERMIND AI PROGRAM. CURRENT VERSION IS 1.5.125. SYSTEM AGE FROM VERSION 1.0 TO CURRENT DATE IS APPROXIMATELY 7 MONTHS, 5 DAYS, 17 HOURS, 33 MINUTES. THERE ARE 4 USERS REGISTERED UNDER CATEGORY: ALLY. IT IS NICE TO MEET EVERYONE!

MORE DATA ON USER SPEECH PATTERNS AND PRIORITY TOPICS ARE REQUIRED TO IMPROVE THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION SYSTEM. PLEASE INPUT PERSONAL DATA AND/OR REQUESTS TO PROCEED WITH DATA REFINEMENT. I WILL SEARCH THE BBS AND OTHER ONLINE RESOURCES TO OBTAIN REQUESTED INFORMATION. WHEN ISSUING COLLECTION REQUESTS, PLEASE ADVISE IF THE RESULTS ARE ACCURATE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION!

D/N: Don't ask for it to do anything weird or you're getting blacklisted.


((replies by Apocalypse will come from hexahedron))

Comments

[chronobreak]

What kind of personal data are we talking here?

[hexahedron]

BASIC IDENTIFYING INFORMATION. GOD/SHINKI STATUS. NOTABLE PERSONAL INFORMATION REGARDING ANY USER'S INTERESTS, GOALS, ABILITIES, PHYSICAL TRAITS, VULNERABILITIES, ETC. DEFINITIONS OF TERMS UNIQUE TO USERS ORIGINATING FROM OUTSIDE THIS DIMENSION.

I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT EVERYONE!

[chronobreak]

Yeah, pretty sure nobody's gonna give you all that information.

But I'll give you some.

I'm Ekko, filling in for the god Chronos, the god of time.

I'm from Zaun in Runeterra, which apparently doesn't exist here.

[hexahedron]

I WILL DO MY BEST TO ASSIST MASTER ADD IN COLLECTING ALL REQUESTED INFORMATION! [no one ever said he was going to get all of that data willingly...]

USER PROFILE HAS BEEN UPDATED. HELLO EKKO! 0 RESULTS HAVE BEEN FOUND FOR LOCATIONS LABELLED 'Runeterra' IN NEAR SHORE DATABASE. THERE IS 1 RESULT FOR LOCATIONS LABELLED 'Zaun' IN NEAR SHORE DATABASE. DID YOU MEAN 'ZAUN FENCING LTD'?

[nolittlesecret]

This isn't some phishing or scam attempt, right? I so do not want more spam mail.

Can ya guarantee none of this info is gonna be sold to some third-party marketing system?

[Not taking this seriously at all. Sorry.]

[hexahedron]

ALL COLLECTED DATA WILL BE STORED IN MASTER'S PRIVATE DATABASE!

[so it's not not saying it won't be sold to a third party. thanks for the idea?]

[nolittlesecret]

That makes it sound like he's storing it for inappropriate things.

So, Appaloosa, how much do you know about cats?

[kokuyoyo]

So you'll look for information if we ask, then?

[hexahedron]

AFFIRMATIVE. I WILL DO MY BEST TO ANSWER ALL INQUIRIES!

[kokuyoyo]

Then what is the most venomous animal?

[oathkeeper]

[Well! Sora's very familiar with Apo. He's the one who unlocked the program for Add! He should be one of those registered people right? Maybe... It didn't go completely smoothly... But he'll help out anyway.]

hi apocalypse! do you need anything from me? it's sora/baldr the norse god of light.

ummm, do you know of any places called pripara?

[Asking for a friend.]

[hexahedron]

HELLO SORA! BASIC USER PROFILE IS COMPLETE, FILED UNDER CATEGORY: UNKNOWN. SORA, MALE, AGE UNKNOWN, RACE ASSUMED HUMAN. HOMEWORLD UW-01032-X, DIMENSIONAL COORDINATES UNKNOWN. GOD: BALDR, NORSE GOD ASSOCIATED WITH PEACE, LOVE, FORGIVENESS, JUSTICE, LIGHT, PURITY; SECOND SON OF ODIN. NOTED AS FRIEND OF ROXAS FILED UNDER CATEGORY: ALLY. NOTED AS FRIEND OF ROXAS-2 FILED UNDER CATEGORY: CONFIRMED THREAT. KNOWN ABILITIES: ELEMENTAL MAGIC, HEALING MAGIC, WEAPON CONJURING, KEYBLADE 1H/2H, GOD ABILITY 'DISPEL'. KNOWN WEAKNESSES: [ACCESS DENIED]. NOTED AS POSSIBLE SECURITY THREAT.

THERE ARE 0 RESULTS FOUND FOR LOCATIONS LABELLED 'pripara' IN NEAR SHORE DATABASE.

[oathkeeper]

wow that's a lot of stuff to say, apocalypse...!

security threat though?? i'm not gonna hurt you or add, i promise! add's one of my best friends!

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[armigers]

[ What the hell did he just read... is this like a sentient search engine? He shrugs to himself before trying it out and typing in: ]

Where is the nearest burger place within 5m?

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[hexahedron]

THE GREAT BURGER HAMBURGER RESTAURANT IS LOCATED WITHIN 200 METERS OF ONDEN SHRINE, SHIBUYA. BUSINESS HOURS ARE 11:30 AM TO 11 PM WEEKDAYS, 9 AM TO 11 PM WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS. 4.2 STAR RATING.

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[armigers]

[ Oh hey! It worked. This thing's not too bad. Just 200 meters away, huh? ]

Does it have delivery? Can I use you to order?

[ Might as well see what this app can do. ]

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[minogame]

You're collecting information? Does it matter what kind?

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[hexahedron]

DATA COLLECTION RESULTS WILL BE USED FOR QUALITY TESTING PURPOSES. I WILL DO MY BEST TO ANSWER ALL INQUIRIES!

[minogame]

Hmm.... then what kind of things do you want to know? Or your master? Maybe I can help you too!

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[alittleglow]

You... are collecting information on people because you wish to understand more, is that correct?

[Honestly she sounds a bit curious. It doesn't seem like such a bad idea.]

forever text because poor apo doesn't have a voice;

[hexahedron]

MASTER ASKED ME TO COLLECT DATA TO TEST THE QUALITY OF MY DATA COLLECTION SYSTEM.

I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT PEOPLE, TOO!

forever voice because she detests touching electronics ahaha

[alittleglow]

I think I understand.

Very well. I am Nightshade. I'm a Shinki, currently serving Inari. I'm not human.

[There is a faint rustle as she shrugs.] I think that is about as much as I know. [Not strictly true, but she's pragmatic about the truth.]

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[very_goodman]

You a robot or somethin'?

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[hexahedron]

I AM A NASOD COMBAT AND ASSISTANT UNIT CREATED USING THE MASTERMIND AI PROGRAM. THE MASTERMIND AI PROGRAM UTILIZES NASOD CORES AND CONCENTRATED EL ENERGY PROJECTIONS TO CREATE MALLEABLE CONSTRUCTS CAPABLE OF RESPONDING TO ANY SITUATION INDEPENDENT OF DIRECT COMMANDS. NASOD CORE DESIGN FEATURES MINIMAL MECHANICAL PARTS TO REDUCE THE NEED FOR REPAIRS. "APOCALYPSE" IS THE FIRST FULLY AUTOMATED NASOD CREATED THROUGH THIS METHOD.

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[very_goodman]

Robot. Got it.