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deniles ([personal profile] deniles) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2017-04-08 04:00 pm

Heaven's BBS | Text


Posted by: Anonymous
Date: July 3rd

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ATTENTION ALL SINGLES

Are you having trouble in love?

Are you missing out on relationships?

Wonder why your significant other left you?

Worry and wonder no longer, with the first book, from the man of romance, 'Secrets to Love; The Art of Being a Romantic' by author 'Zero'.

Learn great first date tips, and how to score a 'home run', if you know what I mean. Enjoy long term love advice, and truths about what love really means.

Order yours today, or buy it in your local bookstore.


[ooc: it's all advice you can get from the internet, Niles is being an asshole again.]
lostinshadows: ([39])

[personal profile] lostinshadows 2017-04-09 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[...........]

What the hell?
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[personal profile] lostinshadows 2017-04-10 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Not interested. Who would even buy this, anyway?

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[personal profile] chickshades 2017-04-09 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
great
are we gonna have to install an ad blocker for the bbs now?
Edited 2017-04-09 03:37 (UTC)
chickshades: by overpride @ plurk (199)

[personal profile] chickshades 2017-04-10 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
its spam if i didnt ask for it!
how much are you getting paid to piss people off with these ads then
cause thats a pretty shit job you have
you realize no one likes assholes like you right?

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bartenderizing: (I -HATE- cilantro)

[personal profile] bartenderizing 2017-04-09 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
...
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who the hell would order a book like that
especially by someone named zero?


[ WHY IS HE GETTING SPAM. CAN'T THE DEAD REST IN PEACE? ]
bartenderizing: (It's a silly thing)

[personal profile] bartenderizing 2017-04-10 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ This afterlife is really hell. ]

none dammit

in what way does it sound like i wanted the damn thing?

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[personal profile] shiitan 2017-04-09 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
oh what good advice

I'll go ahead and pass it around to others


[ROSS........]
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[personal profile] shiitan 2017-04-17 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
that's very true. what are you going to do when they sell out? I'm sure it'll happen quickly

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moonlitknight: (Moron)

-- Not Here --

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[ What a moronic piece of trash. ]
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[personal profile] cuteshit 2017-04-09 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, are you seriously trying to make money off teaching people how to hook up?
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[personal profile] cuteshit 2017-04-10 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Just seems weird to me. People pay for that shit?

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LOL THAT'S RIGHT

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volksdaemon: (sly)

Anon; text

[personal profile] volksdaemon 2017-04-12 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
The truth is love is bunk. There, saved you all some money.

0/10, will not be buying.
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[personal profile] volksdaemon 2017-04-16 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hah! As if. When I die, I'm taking someone else down with me. No chance it'll be alone.

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Fingers crossed!

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they're so charming

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candyconsumption: (everybody needs someone)

[personal profile] candyconsumption 2017-04-12 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
...Surely this is a different Zero than the one I know.
candyconsumption: (i ain't made)

[personal profile] candyconsumption 2017-04-13 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Not this type of helpful. Though if it were, he should certainly take his own advice before trying to help others.

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So is it supposed to be, like, a "don't-do-this" kind of joke book or is it for real?

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