Heaven's BBS | Text

[deniles]

Posted by: Anonymous
Date: July 3rd

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[ooc: it's all advice you can get from the internet, Niles is being an asshole again.]

Comments

Re: Anon; text

[volksdaemon]

Hah, like anything researched so thoroughly enough to write a book about is all that exciting to begin with.

Re: Anon; text

[deniles]

Humans are still somewhat full of surprises.

If you believe that bullshit, then humans are at their peak.

Re: Anon; text

[volksdaemon]

Do please confirm exactly what 'that bullshit' is? Your line about humans and surprises?

Re: Anon; text

[deniles]

Wow, you are smart. I guess humans aren't completely worthless.

Re: Anon; text

[volksdaemon]

Careful now. Much more sass than that and I'll gladly figure out a way to unmask you.

Re: Anon; text

[deniles]

Oh ho ho? Is this a challenge?

Re: Anon; text

[volksdaemon]

If you can keep me entertained, then sure.

Re: Anon; text

[deniles]

What, like it's hard? You're incredibly easy.

Re: Anon; text

[volksdaemon]

Says one anon to the other.

Re: Anon; text

[deniles]

And that has nothing to do with anything.

Re: Anon; text

[volksdaemon]

Sure it does. You called me. You have no way of knowing that.

Re: Anon; text

[deniles]

I know enough from talking to you. And that's plenty.

Re: Anon; text

[volksdaemon]

So what you're saying is the cruelest thing I could is just stop answering.

Re: Anon; text

[deniles]

Hah. If only. The cruelest thing you could do now is to keep answering.

Re: Anon; text

[volksdaemon]

What a shame - now I have to wonder if you know what 'a game of chicken' even means. That's basically what you're gunning for.

Re: Anon; text

[deniles]

Oh I know what a game of chicken is. I just know that I don't lose at them.

Re: Anon; text

[volksdaemon]

[Perfect.]

What's the longest you've gone, then?

[Innuendo? Never.]

Re: Anon; text

[deniles]

Four months. Give or take a few days.

Re: Anon; text

[volksdaemon]

So much patience - it's to be admired. Sanctified, even.

Re: Anon; text

[deniles]

I surprisingly have a large amount of patience for stupid. And I'm not sure how sometimes.

Goodnight sweet prince (as if)

[volksdaemon]

More like you enjoy watching trainwrecks.

you better give him a good night kiss

[deniles]

Oh, you know me too well already.

Fingers crossed!

[volksdaemon]

I could be one of those people who guesses names and ages at carnivals. If it paid well at all.

a long passionate kiss

[deniles]

It could pay well if you do it to drunk people.

nyawww

[volksdaemon]

I just mean that a whole day standing on my feet just to make chump change doesn't appeal.