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[deniles]

Posted by: Anonymous
Date: July 3rd

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[ooc: it's all advice you can get from the internet, Niles is being an asshole again.]

Comments

[deniles]

Is it? Or maybe the Zero you know has a helpful side to them?

[candyconsumption]

Not this type of helpful. Though if it were, he should certainly take his own advice before trying to help others.

[deniles]

Oh? Pray tell what he has issues with. Maybe I can help.

[candyconsumption]

I doubt he'd like me parading his issues around. He was possibly burned in the past, I'd gather.

That or his personality is just his charm point.

[deniles]

And yet you'll bring them up anyways. Why, exactly?

[candyconsumption]

They're merely theories. I don't know if they're true or not. There's no harm in speculating.

[deniles]

That you're saying outloud.

[candyconsumption]

I thought you wanted to know, and you're complaining?

I'm sorry.

[deniles]

Oh, I'm not complaining at all. I just think it's interesting.

[candyconsumption]

Perhaps this could help my god, instead. He's a solitary creature... but certainly, some company could do him good. If I could find willing people.

...Though he's handsome enough, so there is hope.

[deniles]

Are you sure you wouldn't be the willing person? You seem rather... interested in him.

[candyconsumption]

In Sasuke-sama? I suppose I wouldn't mind. But he's my god, and the duty as his shinki will always come first. Besides...

There's someone else I'm more interested in.

[deniles]

Oh? Maybe I can help there. I am an expert, after all.