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[deniles]

Posted by: Anonymous
Date: July 3rd

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[ooc: it's all advice you can get from the internet, Niles is being an asshole again.]

Comments

you better give him a good night kiss

[deniles]

Oh, you know me too well already.

Fingers crossed!

[volksdaemon]

I could be one of those people who guesses names and ages at carnivals. If it paid well at all.

a long passionate kiss

[deniles]

It could pay well if you do it to drunk people.

nyawww

[volksdaemon]

I just mean that a whole day standing on my feet just to make chump change doesn't appeal.

same

[deniles]

You'd probably make more money on your knees.

they're so charming

[volksdaemon]

The voice of experience, I see.

i want them to kiss

[deniles]

I'm better on my back, but you seem like a knees kind of person.

Re: i want them to kiss

[volksdaemon]

Oh yes because I'm incredibly pious, that's what you mean, right?

[deniles]

Sure, if that makes you feel better.

[volksdaemon]

Of course not. Is anyone in this whole place *really* that pious?

[deniles]

If they are, they're wasting their time.

[volksdaemon]

You've got that right. The only thing people should be worshipping around here is a lover and even that's too romantic for my tastes.

[deniles]

You? Not a romantic? I'm shocked.

[volksdaemon]

Takes one to know one and obviously you're not either, so not like you can throw stones here.

[deniles]

Isn't it he who is without sin?

[volksdaemon]

Do I sound like the religious type either?

[deniles]

You sound like you need it.

[volksdaemon]

Hah! They'd never take me back in a million years. A coworker's tried.

[deniles]

Then looks like I'll need to try harder. Much harder.

[volksdaemon]

Going through so much effort for a stranger? How very evangelical of you.

[deniles]

What can I say?

You're sad and clearly are in desperate need for help.

[volksdaemon]

Not evangelical at all then. Catholic guilt is a powerful thing.

[deniles]

Catholic guilt is a worthless thing anyways.
So it's perfect for you.

[volksdaemon]

Excuse you, you're the one with the Catholic guilt trying to save my soul here.

[deniles]

I'm pretty sure your soul can't be saved anyways.