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[deniles]

Posted by: Anonymous
Date: July 3rd

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[ooc: it's all advice you can get from the internet, Niles is being an asshole again.]

Comments

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Nothing at the moment, since I haven’t tried flirting or anything yet. But why do you think I do that?

[deniles]

I told you, I'm the love master. I just know these things.

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Where did you get the title from? Who gave it to you? Do you have, like, a diploma or certificate or anything that proves it?

[deniles]

Ah, too many questions. You'll find out more in the book.

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But I want to know if it’s worth buying at all.

[deniles]

It is. Many experts agree.

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Oh? What experts?

[deniles]

THE experts.

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That doesn't really tell me anything. ¯\_( ◉ 3 ◉ )_/¯

[deniles]

Then you're simply hopeless.

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Oh no, not at all. I’m simply pretty different from you is all.

[deniles]

Sounds terrible. You should fix it.

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Oh? You want everyone to be just like you, then?

[deniles]

They wish they could. Unfortunately, for them, no one could ever.

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I wonder about that.

[deniles]

You don't need to wonder about that.

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I’m not so sure.

[deniles]

And why not?

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Take your pick on guesses!

[deniles]

There's no need, of course. If you were at all smart, you would be able to know.

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I suppose that I’m not smart then. Or maybe I am and you don’t know.

[deniles]

No, it's the first one.

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You seem so certain of it.

[deniles]

I don't seem. I am. There's a difference.

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Is there?