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[deniles]

Posted by: Anonymous
Date: July 3rd

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ATTENTION ALL SINGLES

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Are you missing out on relationships?

Wonder why your significant other left you?

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Order yours today, or buy it in your local bookstore.


[ooc: it's all advice you can get from the internet, Niles is being an asshole again.]

Comments

[deniles]

Cheer up. I'll get you laid.

[chickshades]

im already getting laid!!!

[deniles]

Suuuuure kid.

[chickshades]

shut up
go use your book yourself

[deniles]

Why would I ever need to?

[chickshades]

cause like hell youre romantic!

[deniles]

I'm more romantic than you.

[chickshades]

shut the hell up!
im burning every book you send me!

[deniles]

Then I can just send you more.

[chickshades]

fuck off

[deniles]

How rude. What did I ever do to you?

[chickshades]

existed

[deniles]

And I'll keep doing that for years to come.