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[deniles]

Posted by: Anonymous
Date: July 3rd

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[ooc: it's all advice you can get from the internet, Niles is being an asshole again.]

Comments

[deniles]

And here I thought we were just getting started.

[You're not going anywhere. Niles is going to want to climb him like a tree]

[bartenderizing]

no

[ Clearly this means that Niles will have to find dat ass Shizuo outside and off the boards. Like in a certain log post ]

[deniles]

Oh? Scared?

[which you should link because i'm old]

[bartenderizing]

ive got actual things to do. which is also why im done with this

[ A link it is ]