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[deniles]

Posted by: Anonymous
Date: July 3rd

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[ooc: it's all advice you can get from the internet, Niles is being an asshole again.]

Comments

[lostinshadows]

[....Twenty?

If he ever finds out this is you, Niles, he will personally track you down just to give you a good punch.]

When the hell did you even manage to do that?!

[deniles]

[WORTH IT. Also he only put in two, he's just fucking with you, Lavi.]

Late at night.

[lostinshadows]

[Expect two punches.]

...I will hunt you down and punch you.

[deniles]

To the love master? That's awful.

[lostinshadows]

I doubt anyone would want you as a 'love master'.

[deniles]

And you have yet to even read my book.

[lostinshadows]

Not interested.

[deniles]

You should. You could use it.

[lostinshadows]

Not everyone is interested as you are in this.

[deniles]

And that's their own fault