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[deniles]

Posted by: Anonymous
Date: July 3rd

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[ooc: it's all advice you can get from the internet, Niles is being an asshole again.]

Comments

[deniles]

I'm just a friendly author selling helpful advice. Maybe you should relax a little bit.

[Shizuo is an easy and v. attractive target and Niles likes that pairing a lot. He'll just have to get Shizuo to respond to a hell of a lot more things then]

[bartenderizing]

i think ur full of shit

[ He definitely has a lot of luck from being those two things- both good and bad. Sounds like the beginning to a wonderful game ]

[deniles]

I'd rather be full of other things first.

[For Niles, it's all good luck to him. May the best asshole win.]

[bartenderizing]

uh.... what?

[ Shizuo doesn't pick up on things like that. Especially through text. He's more of a simpleton than an asshole. Niles has the clear advantage here. ]

[deniles]

Starts with a c, ends with a k.

[DOES THAT MAKE IT CLEARER? Yes but Shizuo is extremely attractive.]

[bartenderizing]

...

yeah were done here

[ Clear enough for him to back away from all of this. Being attractive is part of why he attracts so much trouble. Wait until Niles actually sees him. ]

[deniles]

And here I thought we were just getting started.

[You're not going anywhere. Niles is going to want to climb him like a tree]

[bartenderizing]

no

[ Clearly this means that Niles will have to find dat ass Shizuo outside and off the boards. Like in a certain log post ]

[deniles]

Oh? Scared?

[which you should link because i'm old]

[bartenderizing]

ive got actual things to do. which is also why im done with this

[ A link it is ]