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[deniles]

Posted by: Anonymous
Date: July 3rd

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[ooc: it's all advice you can get from the internet, Niles is being an asshole again.]

Comments

[volksdaemon]

We're getting into cycle of rebirth now are we? From this whole obsession with sex you've got going on, one would think you'd come back as a bonobo.

[deniles]

But then how would I have disappointing sex with people?

[volksdaemon]

There's a kink for everything. I'm sure you could find a person that into tiny pensises.

[deniles]

But then you'd have no one.