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Posted: 19 June 2016 11:00 AM
From: Henir

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MASTER HAS PERMITTED ME ACCESS TO THIS NETWORK ACCOUNT TO TEST THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION AND USER INTERACTION SYSTEMS. PLEASE STAND BY WHILE USER INTERACTION IS LOADED.

HELLO! INTRODUCTORY STATEMENT: MY NAME IS APOCALYPSE! I AM MASTER ADD'S ASSISTANT AND NASOD COMBAT UNIT CREATED USING THE MASTERMIND AI PROGRAM. CURRENT VERSION IS 1.5.125. SYSTEM AGE FROM VERSION 1.0 TO CURRENT DATE IS APPROXIMATELY 7 MONTHS, 5 DAYS, 17 HOURS, 33 MINUTES. THERE ARE 4 USERS REGISTERED UNDER CATEGORY: ALLY. IT IS NICE TO MEET EVERYONE!

MORE DATA ON USER SPEECH PATTERNS AND PRIORITY TOPICS ARE REQUIRED TO IMPROVE THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION SYSTEM. PLEASE INPUT PERSONAL DATA AND/OR REQUESTS TO PROCEED WITH DATA REFINEMENT. I WILL SEARCH THE BBS AND OTHER ONLINE RESOURCES TO OBTAIN REQUESTED INFORMATION. WHEN ISSUING COLLECTION REQUESTS, PLEASE ADVISE IF THE RESULTS ARE ACCURATE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION!

D/N: Don't ask for it to do anything weird or you're getting blacklisted.


((replies by Apocalypse will come from hexahedron))

Comments

[chronobreak]

Warwick's a guy with a bunch of different animal's DNA fused into him or something. He's got some hextech machine's on him, but I'm pretty sure he's still organic.

[hexahedron]

UNDERSTOOD. WARWICK FILED AS "HALF-HEXTECH".

QUERY: IS MACHINE-ORGANIC HYBRIDIZATION COMMON IN ZAUN?

[chronobreak]

More common than I'd like.

[hexahedron]

REQUESTING CLARIFICATION: DEFINE "More common than I'd like"? WHAT IS THE IDEAL VALUE OF MACHINE-ORGANIC HYBRIDIZATION?

[chronobreak]

None. Hextech does weird things to people when they start fusing it onto themselves.

[hexahedron]

NOTED. NEGATIVE EFFECTS HAVE ALSO BEEN OBSERVED IN HUMAN-NASOD HYBRIDIZATION. REQUESTING EXAMPLES OF "WEIRD THINGS" FOR COMPARISON?

[chronobreak]

It's usually loss of morals, soullessness or deciding to go full robot. I've seen a range of it.

[hexahedron]

OBSERVATIONS OF HUMAN-NASOD HYBRIDIZATION: DIFFICULTY CONTROLLING EMOTIONS, HIGHLY TEMPERAMENTAL, SUBJECT KNOWN TO ACT RECKLESSLY AND RAMPAGE WHEN NOT KEPT IN CHECK. CAUSE IS LIKELY DUE TO NASOD CORE ATTEMPTING TO REGAIN CONTROL OF HOST BODY. PHYSICAL MUTATIONS TO NASOD AND ORGANIC PARTS HAVE ALSO BEEN OBSERVED OVER TIME, POSSIBLE RESULT OF HOST BODY ATTEMPTING TO REJECT NASOD IMPLANTS AND NASOD CORE RESPONDING IN DEFENCE.