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Heaven's BBS | Text
Posted: 19 June 2016 11:00 AM
From: Henir
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MASTER HAS PERMITTED ME ACCESS TO THIS NETWORK ACCOUNT TO TEST THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION AND USER INTERACTION SYSTEMS. PLEASE STAND BY WHILE USER INTERACTION IS LOADED.
HELLO! INTRODUCTORY STATEMENT: MY NAME IS APOCALYPSE! I AM MASTER ADD'S ASSISTANT AND NASOD COMBAT UNIT CREATED USING THE MASTERMIND AI PROGRAM. CURRENT VERSION IS 1.5.125. SYSTEM AGE FROM VERSION 1.0 TO CURRENT DATE IS APPROXIMATELY 7 MONTHS, 5 DAYS, 17 HOURS, 33 MINUTES. THERE ARE 4 USERS REGISTERED UNDER CATEGORY: ALLY. IT IS NICE TO MEET EVERYONE!
MORE DATA ON USER SPEECH PATTERNS AND PRIORITY TOPICS ARE REQUIRED TO IMPROVE THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION SYSTEM. PLEASE INPUT PERSONAL DATA AND/OR REQUESTS TO PROCEED WITH DATA REFINEMENT. I WILL SEARCH THE BBS AND OTHER ONLINE RESOURCES TO OBTAIN REQUESTED INFORMATION. WHEN ISSUING COLLECTION REQUESTS, PLEASE ADVISE IF THE RESULTS ARE ACCURATE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION!
D/N: Don't ask for it to do anything weird or you're getting blacklisted.
((replies by Apocalypse will come fromhexahedron))
From: Henir
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MASTER HAS PERMITTED ME ACCESS TO THIS NETWORK ACCOUNT TO TEST THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION AND USER INTERACTION SYSTEMS. PLEASE STAND BY WHILE USER INTERACTION IS LOADED.
HELLO! INTRODUCTORY STATEMENT: MY NAME IS APOCALYPSE! I AM MASTER ADD'S ASSISTANT AND NASOD COMBAT UNIT CREATED USING THE MASTERMIND AI PROGRAM. CURRENT VERSION IS 1.5.125. SYSTEM AGE FROM VERSION 1.0 TO CURRENT DATE IS APPROXIMATELY 7 MONTHS, 5 DAYS, 17 HOURS, 33 MINUTES. THERE ARE 4 USERS REGISTERED UNDER CATEGORY: ALLY. IT IS NICE TO MEET EVERYONE!
MORE DATA ON USER SPEECH PATTERNS AND PRIORITY TOPICS ARE REQUIRED TO IMPROVE THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION SYSTEM. PLEASE INPUT PERSONAL DATA AND/OR REQUESTS TO PROCEED WITH DATA REFINEMENT. I WILL SEARCH THE BBS AND OTHER ONLINE RESOURCES TO OBTAIN REQUESTED INFORMATION. WHEN ISSUING COLLECTION REQUESTS, PLEASE ADVISE IF THE RESULTS ARE ACCURATE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION!
D/N: Don't ask for it to do anything weird or you're getting blacklisted.
((replies by Apocalypse will come from
hexahedron))
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What do robot cat cubes like for gifts these days... Sora will have to think on it.]
thanks!! you're the best!! tell add i said hi, okay?
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NOTED. MESSAGE HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO MASTER.
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TRANSCRIBING RESPONSE: "WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? HE CAN TEXT ME HIMSELF. I'LL READ IT LATER."
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Well time to have some fun with that.]
can you ask add when was the last time heβs been out in the sun? it's for science.
oh and how the gift giving went?
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TRANSCRIBING RESPONSE: "TELL SORA TO MIND HIS OWN BUSINESS. SERIOUSLY, I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW. THE SUN ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE. AND ASK ME ABOUT THAT OTHER THING LATER, I'M NOT BROADCASTING MY PERSONAL LIFE ALL OVER THE NETWORK."
[Remember to use your powers for good, Sora.]
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lol just tell him i wanna come over sometime and see his temple then. not allowed to say no.
thanks apocalypse!
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TRANSCRIBING RESPONSE: "FINE. THE DOOR'S ALWAYS OPEN. GOOD LUCK." [joke's on you, Sora, his temple is a literal maze!! and he doesn't actually have a door anyway, so it's not like he could keep anyone out even if he wanted to...]
YOU'RE WELCOME. [Apo's still a bit reluctant to warm up to him, but at least it can still be polite.]