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Posted: 19 June 2016 11:00 AM
From: Henir

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MASTER HAS PERMITTED ME ACCESS TO THIS NETWORK ACCOUNT TO TEST THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION AND USER INTERACTION SYSTEMS. PLEASE STAND BY WHILE USER INTERACTION IS LOADED.

HELLO! INTRODUCTORY STATEMENT: MY NAME IS APOCALYPSE! I AM MASTER ADD'S ASSISTANT AND NASOD COMBAT UNIT CREATED USING THE MASTERMIND AI PROGRAM. CURRENT VERSION IS 1.5.125. SYSTEM AGE FROM VERSION 1.0 TO CURRENT DATE IS APPROXIMATELY 7 MONTHS, 5 DAYS, 17 HOURS, 33 MINUTES. THERE ARE 4 USERS REGISTERED UNDER CATEGORY: ALLY. IT IS NICE TO MEET EVERYONE!

MORE DATA ON USER SPEECH PATTERNS AND PRIORITY TOPICS ARE REQUIRED TO IMPROVE THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION SYSTEM. PLEASE INPUT PERSONAL DATA AND/OR REQUESTS TO PROCEED WITH DATA REFINEMENT. I WILL SEARCH THE BBS AND OTHER ONLINE RESOURCES TO OBTAIN REQUESTED INFORMATION. WHEN ISSUING COLLECTION REQUESTS, PLEASE ADVISE IF THE RESULTS ARE ACCURATE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION!

D/N: Don't ask for it to do anything weird or you're getting blacklisted.


((replies by Apocalypse will come from hexahedron))

Comments

[hexahedron]

[... it links a ton of other pictures as well, which mostly appear to be amateur photos of various strays found wandering the streets in an old city. There are a few that seem to have been taken in a lab of some sort as well, with bits of scrapped machinery visible in the background. Elrios doesn't have the Internet, so obviously Add had to create his own collection of cute cat pictures to admire.]

[nolittlesecret]

[THIS IS GREAT! His phone will now be filled with cat pictures that he will totally show off to Simon.]

Thanks, buddy. If I ever find any super cute videos, I will most def send them your way.

[hexahedron]

[Apocalypse is helping!!!!]

THANK YOU! ALL SUBMISSIONS WILL BE STORED AND SORTED FOR FUTURE USE. YOUR ASSISTANCE IS APPRECIATED!

[nolittlesecret]

No probs. I'm gonna bail now, so ttyl.

[Whatever Apocalypse really is, as long as it's not human, Nari likes it.]