thefarshore | Heaven's BBS

Posted: 19 June 2016 11:00 AM
From: Henir

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MASTER HAS PERMITTED ME ACCESS TO THIS NETWORK ACCOUNT TO TEST THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION AND USER INTERACTION SYSTEMS. PLEASE STAND BY WHILE USER INTERACTION IS LOADED.

HELLO! INTRODUCTORY STATEMENT: MY NAME IS APOCALYPSE! I AM MASTER ADD'S ASSISTANT AND NASOD COMBAT UNIT CREATED USING THE MASTERMIND AI PROGRAM. CURRENT VERSION IS 1.5.125. SYSTEM AGE FROM VERSION 1.0 TO CURRENT DATE IS APPROXIMATELY 7 MONTHS, 5 DAYS, 17 HOURS, 33 MINUTES. THERE ARE 4 USERS REGISTERED UNDER CATEGORY: ALLY. IT IS NICE TO MEET EVERYONE!

MORE DATA ON USER SPEECH PATTERNS AND PRIORITY TOPICS ARE REQUIRED TO IMPROVE THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION SYSTEM. PLEASE INPUT PERSONAL DATA AND/OR REQUESTS TO PROCEED WITH DATA REFINEMENT. I WILL SEARCH THE BBS AND OTHER ONLINE RESOURCES TO OBTAIN REQUESTED INFORMATION. WHEN ISSUING COLLECTION REQUESTS, PLEASE ADVISE IF THE RESULTS ARE ACCURATE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION!

D/N: Don't ask for it to do anything weird or you're getting blacklisted.

((replies by Apocalypse will come from

hexahedron))

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I AM SORRY, I ONLY WORK FOR MASTER ADD. MASTER HAS PERMITTED ME TO ANSWER USER QUERIES FOR TESTING PURPOSES. INSTRUCTIONS THAT DO NOT FALL UNDER ANSWERING USER QUERIES WOULD BE AT MASTER'S DISCRETION.

[ Lucky guy, that Add. Or lady... ]

Got it. Do you know anything about how to leave this place then?

[ He doubts it knows, but he might as well give it a try and ask. What does he have to lose at this point? ]

ALL INFORMATION REGARDING DIMENSIONAL TRAVEL IS CURRENTLY CLASSIFIED.

[That's not the same as a "no".]

[ Well, he knew it was a stretch, and it never hurts to ask. ]

Thanks.

[ He grimaces. Damn it, he did it again. He thanked a robot. ]

No thanks I mean. Do you know how to get a shinki back his memories?

YOU'RE WELCOME. [too bad you already said thanks!!]

DISCLAIMER: PLEASE NOTE THAT TELLING A SHINKI ABOUT THEIR PAST MEMORIES MAY CAUSE UNPLEASANT SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDING BLIGHT, AYAKASHI TRANSFORMATION, AND/OR DEATH. FURTHER RESEARCH INTO THIS TOPIC SHOULD BE DONE WITH CAUTION.

THERE ARE MULTIPLE INSTANCES OF SHINKI RECOVERING PARTIAL OR FULL MEMORIES WITHOUT NEGATIVE SIDE EFFECTS. THE CAUSE FOR PARTIAL MEMORY RECOVERY IS CURRENTLY UNKNOWN. FURTHER DATA IS NEEDED ON THIS TOPIC.

FULL MEMORY RECOVERY HAS OCCURRED IN SHINKI THAT WERE REASSIGNED AS GODS. IT IS POSSIBLE THAT PARTIAL MEMORY LOSS MAY STILL REMAIN. CRITERIA FOR REASSIGNING A SHINKI AS A GOD OR VICE VERSA IS CURRENTLY UNKNOWN. FURTHER DATA IS NEEDED ON THIS TOPIC. MASTER ADD WAS A SHINKI WHO WAS REASSIGNED AS A GOD!

[ He blinks at all that text, trying to take it in. ]

Wait- a shinki can become a god and regain their memories? Are you sure you don't know how? Is it by doing all that prayer stuff they told us about?

[ If it is, he should make more of an effort to pay attention to those. Yeah, he's not really proficient as a god... ]

AFFIRMATIVE. NO PROVEN METHOD HAS BEEN RECORDED IN MY DATABASE. EXISTING DATA SUGGESTS THAT IT IS UNRELATED TO PRAYERS COMPLETED. [it's not a difficult thing to rule out, since Add wasn't a very proactive shinki...]

What else do you have stored in your database? I thought as a search engine, you knew everything.

[ He guesses it's not as sophisticated as he thought, but it's still plenty useful. Way more useful than all the humans around here have been so far. ]

I AM SORRY, I CAN ONLY ACCESS INFORMATION THAT HAS BEEN UPLOADED TO NEAR SHORE ONLINE DATABASES, HEAVENS BBS, OR INTERNAL DATABASES. THERE IS NO FURTHER INFORMATION AVAILABLE ON THE CAUSE OF SHINKI MEMORY RECOVERY AT THIS TIME.

Edited 2017-03-12 22:19 (UTC)

I'll keep that in mind. And I'll save the burger order and delivery for when I got the yen for it.

[ He's just about to type in 'thanks' again before grimacing and catching himself this time. He settles instead on typing- ]

What should I call you?

MY NAME IS APOCALYPSE. IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU!

[ Does he say it's nice to meet it, too? How does he even respond to that... ]

I'm Noctis.

[ Might as well at least tell it that. ]

End search? End call? How do I get out of this app?

PLEASE NAVIGATE YOUR CURSOR, STYLUS OR HAND TOWARDS THE "X" AT THE UPPER LEFT OR RIGHT CORNER OF THE SCREEN.

[ Oh... right. He'll just quietly "x" out then and try not to feel too sheepish about offending a robot. ]

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