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Posted: 19 June 2016 11:00 AM
From: Henir

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MASTER HAS PERMITTED ME ACCESS TO THIS NETWORK ACCOUNT TO TEST THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION AND USER INTERACTION SYSTEMS. PLEASE STAND BY WHILE USER INTERACTION IS LOADED.

HELLO! INTRODUCTORY STATEMENT: MY NAME IS APOCALYPSE! I AM MASTER ADD'S ASSISTANT AND NASOD COMBAT UNIT CREATED USING THE MASTERMIND AI PROGRAM. CURRENT VERSION IS 1.5.125. SYSTEM AGE FROM VERSION 1.0 TO CURRENT DATE IS APPROXIMATELY 7 MONTHS, 5 DAYS, 17 HOURS, 33 MINUTES. THERE ARE 4 USERS REGISTERED UNDER CATEGORY: ALLY. IT IS NICE TO MEET EVERYONE!

MORE DATA ON USER SPEECH PATTERNS AND PRIORITY TOPICS ARE REQUIRED TO IMPROVE THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION SYSTEM. PLEASE INPUT PERSONAL DATA AND/OR REQUESTS TO PROCEED WITH DATA REFINEMENT. I WILL SEARCH THE BBS AND OTHER ONLINE RESOURCES TO OBTAIN REQUESTED INFORMATION. WHEN ISSUING COLLECTION REQUESTS, PLEASE ADVISE IF THE RESULTS ARE ACCURATE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION!

D/N: Don't ask for it to do anything weird or you're getting blacklisted.


((replies by Apocalypse will come from hexahedron))

Comments

[chronobreak]

What kind of personal data are we talking here?

[nolittlesecret]

This isn't some phishing or scam attempt, right? I so do not want more spam mail.

Can ya guarantee none of this info is gonna be sold to some third-party marketing system?

[Not taking this seriously at all. Sorry.]

[kokuyoyo]

So you'll look for information if we ask, then?

[oathkeeper]

[Well! Sora's very familiar with Apo. He's the one who unlocked the program for Add! He should be one of those registered people right? Maybe... It didn't go completely smoothly... But he'll help out anyway.]

hi apocalypse! do you need anything from me? it's sora/baldr the norse god of light.

ummm, do you know of any places called pripara?

[Asking for a friend.]

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[armigers]

[ What the hell did he just read... is this like a sentient search engine? He shrugs to himself before trying it out and typing in: ]

Where is the nearest burger place within 5m?

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[minogame]

You're collecting information? Does it matter what kind?

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[alittleglow]

You... are collecting information on people because you wish to understand more, is that correct?

[Honestly she sounds a bit curious. It doesn't seem like such a bad idea.]

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[very_goodman]

You a robot or somethin'?