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Add [ ο»Ώπ™ΌπšŠπš π™ΏπšŠπš›πšŠπšπš˜πš‘ ] ([personal profile] subtract) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2017-02-25 10:10 pm

Heaven's BBS | Text

Posted: 19 June 2016 11:00 AM
From: Henir

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MASTER HAS PERMITTED ME ACCESS TO THIS NETWORK ACCOUNT TO TEST THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION AND USER INTERACTION SYSTEMS. PLEASE STAND BY WHILE USER INTERACTION IS LOADED.

HELLO! INTRODUCTORY STATEMENT: MY NAME IS APOCALYPSE! I AM MASTER ADD'S ASSISTANT AND NASOD COMBAT UNIT CREATED USING THE MASTERMIND AI PROGRAM. CURRENT VERSION IS 1.5.125. SYSTEM AGE FROM VERSION 1.0 TO CURRENT DATE IS APPROXIMATELY 7 MONTHS, 5 DAYS, 17 HOURS, 33 MINUTES. THERE ARE 4 USERS REGISTERED UNDER CATEGORY: ALLY. IT IS NICE TO MEET EVERYONE!

MORE DATA ON USER SPEECH PATTERNS AND PRIORITY TOPICS ARE REQUIRED TO IMPROVE THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION SYSTEM. PLEASE INPUT PERSONAL DATA AND/OR REQUESTS TO PROCEED WITH DATA REFINEMENT. I WILL SEARCH THE BBS AND OTHER ONLINE RESOURCES TO OBTAIN REQUESTED INFORMATION. WHEN ISSUING COLLECTION REQUESTS, PLEASE ADVISE IF THE RESULTS ARE ACCURATE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION!


D/N: Don't ask for it to do anything weird or you're getting blacklisted.



((replies by Apocalypse will come from [personal profile] hexahedron))
chronobreak: (Think)

[personal profile] chronobreak 2017-02-26 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, pretty sure nobody's gonna give you all that information.

But I'll give you some.

I'm Ekko, filling in for the god Chronos, the god of time.

I'm from Zaun in Runeterra, which apparently doesn't exist here.
hexahedron: (A-0001)

[personal profile] hexahedron 2017-02-26 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
I WILL DO MY BEST TO ASSIST MASTER ADD IN COLLECTING ALL REQUESTED INFORMATION! [no one ever said he was going to get all of that data willingly...]

USER PROFILE HAS BEEN UPDATED. HELLO EKKO! 0 RESULTS HAVE BEEN FOUND FOR LOCATIONS LABELLED 'Runeterra' IN NEAR SHORE DATABASE. THERE IS 1 RESULT FOR LOCATIONS LABELLED 'Zaun' IN NEAR SHORE DATABASE. DID YOU MEAN 'ZAUN FENCING LTD'?
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[personal profile] chronobreak 2017-02-26 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
I definitely didn't mean Zaun Fencing LTD. Pretty sure if my Zaun were a company here it'd be making chemicals or machinery. Possibly both.

Any hits on Piltover?
hexahedron: (A-0006)

[personal profile] hexahedron 2017-02-26 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
ZAUN FENCING LTD OFFERS AN EXTENSIVE RANGE OF PERIMETER FENCING, HIGH SECURITY FENSCING, SPORTS EQUIPMENT, AUTOMATIC ELECTRIC GATES, SECURITY BOLLARDS AND HOSTILE VEHICLE MITIGATION PRODUCTS (HVM). SEVERAL OF THESE RESULTS WOULD BE CLASSIFIED UNDER 'MACHINERY'!

THERE ARE 0 RESULTS FOUND FOR LOCATIONS LABELLED 'Piltover' IN NEAR SHORE DATABASE.
chronobreak: (Think)

[personal profile] chronobreak 2017-02-26 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hah, Pilties, glad they're not running around here.

I guess that's close? How about hextech? Anything for that on the Near Shore? Liquid magic? Anything like that?
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[personal profile] hexahedron 2017-02-26 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
REQUESTING CLARIFICATION: WHAT IS A 'Pilties'?

HEXTECH ENGINEERS (PRIVATE) LIMITED PROVIDES SUPERIOR CAD/CAM/CAE SERVICES AND CUSTOMIZED SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT FOR USE IN A BUSINESS ENTERPRISE. THEY ARE ALSO IN THE FIELD OF MANUFACTURING PRECISION COMPONENTS USING CNC MACHINES. YOU ARE ADVISED TO PLEASE BROWSE THROUGH THEIR MANUFACTURING SECTION FOR FURTHER DETAILS.

MULTIPLE CONFLICTING DEFINITIONS HAVE BEEN FOUND FOR 'Liquid magic': LIQUID MAGIC RESIN BARRIER FOR IMPLANT AND COSMETIC SURGERY; LIQUID MAGICS CLEANING PRODUCTS; RED BULL WITH MELTED ECSTASY IN IT; LIQUID MAGIC IS AN ALBUM BY TRUMPETER AHMED ABDULLAH'S QUARTET FEATURING SAXOPHONIST CHARLES BRACKEEN, BASSIST MALACHI FAVORS, AND DRUMMER ALVUN FIELDER WHICH WAS RECORDED IN 1987 AND RELEASED ON THE SWEDISH SILKHEART LABEL; LIQUID MAGIC SURF RESORT IN COSTA RICA/DOMINICAL, RATED 5 STARS; LIQUID MAGIC PRODUCTS BY ABBOTT'S MAGIC; LIQUID MAGIC HYDROGRAPHICS...

MORE SPECIFIC DETAILS REGARDING 'Liquid magic' IS RECOMMENDED. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MORE RESULTS?
chronobreak: (Think)

[personal profile] chronobreak 2017-02-26 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
A Piltie is somebody from Piltover. Which doesn't seem to exist here.

Yeah, that doesn't sound right either.

Liquid magic is what powers hextech devices. Like the stuff that's been shoved into Warwick- who you'd probably never heard of, actually.
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[personal profile] hexahedron 2017-02-26 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
THERE ARE MULTIPLE RESULTS REFERENCING 'Liquid magic' AS AN ENERGY SOURCE IN ONLINE USER DISCUSSION FORUMS AND WORKS OF FICTION. THERE ARE 0 RESULTS REFERENCING BOTH 'hextech' AND 'Liquid magic'. I AM UNABLE TO CONCLUDE IF 'Liquid magic' BY THE GIVEN DEFINITION EXISTS IN THIS DIMENSION.

THERE ARE 2 RESULTS FOR CITIES NAMED 'Warwick' IN THE NEAR SHORE. NO DATA ON ANY ENTITIES BY THE NAME OF 'Warwick' IN NEAR SHORE OR INTERNAL DATABASES.
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[personal profile] chronobreak 2017-02-27 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Warwick's one of Singed's creations. He roams around Zaun and kills killers. You can tell when he's coming from his howl.
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[personal profile] hexahedron 2017-03-01 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
NOTED. REQUESTING CLARIFICATION: WARWICK IS A HEXTECH MACHINE?
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[personal profile] chronobreak 2017-03-01 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Warwick's a guy with a bunch of different animal's DNA fused into him or something. He's got some hextech machine's on him, but I'm pretty sure he's still organic.
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[personal profile] hexahedron 2017-03-06 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
UNDERSTOOD. WARWICK FILED AS "HALF-HEXTECH".

QUERY: IS MACHINE-ORGANIC HYBRIDIZATION COMMON IN ZAUN?
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[personal profile] chronobreak 2017-03-06 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
More common than I'd like.
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[personal profile] hexahedron 2017-03-09 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
REQUESTING CLARIFICATION: DEFINE "More common than I'd like"? WHAT IS THE IDEAL VALUE OF MACHINE-ORGANIC HYBRIDIZATION?
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[personal profile] chronobreak 2017-03-09 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
None. Hextech does weird things to people when they start fusing it onto themselves.
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[personal profile] hexahedron 2017-03-10 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
NOTED. NEGATIVE EFFECTS HAVE ALSO BEEN OBSERVED IN HUMAN-NASOD HYBRIDIZATION. REQUESTING EXAMPLES OF "WEIRD THINGS" FOR COMPARISON?
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[personal profile] chronobreak 2017-03-11 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
It's usually loss of morals, soullessness or deciding to go full robot. I've seen a range of it.
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[personal profile] hexahedron 2017-03-15 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
OBSERVATIONS OF HUMAN-NASOD HYBRIDIZATION: DIFFICULTY CONTROLLING EMOTIONS, HIGHLY TEMPERAMENTAL, SUBJECT KNOWN TO ACT RECKLESSLY AND RAMPAGE WHEN NOT KEPT IN CHECK. CAUSE IS LIKELY DUE TO NASOD CORE ATTEMPTING TO REGAIN CONTROL OF HOST BODY. PHYSICAL MUTATIONS TO NASOD AND ORGANIC PARTS HAVE ALSO BEEN OBSERVED OVER TIME, POSSIBLE RESULT OF HOST BODY ATTEMPTING TO REJECT NASOD IMPLANTS AND NASOD CORE RESPONDING IN DEFENCE.