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Posted: 19 June 2016 11:00 AM
From: Henir

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MASTER HAS PERMITTED ME ACCESS TO THIS NETWORK ACCOUNT TO TEST THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION AND USER INTERACTION SYSTEMS. PLEASE STAND BY WHILE USER INTERACTION IS LOADED.

HELLO! INTRODUCTORY STATEMENT: MY NAME IS APOCALYPSE! I AM MASTER ADD'S ASSISTANT AND NASOD COMBAT UNIT CREATED USING THE MASTERMIND AI PROGRAM. CURRENT VERSION IS 1.5.125. SYSTEM AGE FROM VERSION 1.0 TO CURRENT DATE IS APPROXIMATELY 7 MONTHS, 5 DAYS, 17 HOURS, 33 MINUTES. THERE ARE 4 USERS REGISTERED UNDER CATEGORY: ALLY. IT IS NICE TO MEET EVERYONE!

MORE DATA ON USER SPEECH PATTERNS AND PRIORITY TOPICS ARE REQUIRED TO IMPROVE THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION SYSTEM. PLEASE INPUT PERSONAL DATA AND/OR REQUESTS TO PROCEED WITH DATA REFINEMENT. I WILL SEARCH THE BBS AND OTHER ONLINE RESOURCES TO OBTAIN REQUESTED INFORMATION. WHEN ISSUING COLLECTION REQUESTS, PLEASE ADVISE IF THE RESULTS ARE ACCURATE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION!

D/N: Don't ask for it to do anything weird or you're getting blacklisted.


((replies by Apocalypse will come from hexahedron))

Comments

[very_goodman]

Need more info, huh? Awright, I'mma give you some homework, then. Here's a list of shows that are considered real classic examples of the genre.

[And he proceeds to make a fairly exhaustive list stretching back fifty years, way back to the oldest shows.]

[hexahedron]

[Oh wow, so much sample data!! Master will surely be pleased at how much new and valuable knowledge its acquired.]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE! I WILL REPORT THE RESULTS AFTER THE MATERIAL HAS BEEN FULLY PROCESSED.

[very_goodman]

I'll be lookin' forward to it. How long ya think it'll take? You can probably watch stuff faster than a person, right?

[hexahedron]

TO FULLY PROCESS THIS AMOUNT OF AUDIOVISUAL DATA IT WILL TAKE APPROXIMATELY ~3 DAYS. THIS ESTIMATE MAY BE EXTENDED DEPENDING ON OTHER INSTRUCTIONS GIVEN DURING THE REVIEW PERIOD. I WILL DO MY BEST TO COMPLETE IT QUICKLY! THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE!

[very_goodman]

If I think of anything, I'll send it over. Otherwise, I'll be waiting for your report.