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Posted: 19 June 2016 11:00 AM
From: Henir

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MASTER HAS PERMITTED ME ACCESS TO THIS NETWORK ACCOUNT TO TEST THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION AND USER INTERACTION SYSTEMS. PLEASE STAND BY WHILE USER INTERACTION IS LOADED.

HELLO! INTRODUCTORY STATEMENT: MY NAME IS APOCALYPSE! I AM MASTER ADD'S ASSISTANT AND NASOD COMBAT UNIT CREATED USING THE MASTERMIND AI PROGRAM. CURRENT VERSION IS 1.5.125. SYSTEM AGE FROM VERSION 1.0 TO CURRENT DATE IS APPROXIMATELY 7 MONTHS, 5 DAYS, 17 HOURS, 33 MINUTES. THERE ARE 4 USERS REGISTERED UNDER CATEGORY: ALLY. IT IS NICE TO MEET EVERYONE!

MORE DATA ON USER SPEECH PATTERNS AND PRIORITY TOPICS ARE REQUIRED TO IMPROVE THE NETWORK DATA COLLECTION SYSTEM. PLEASE INPUT PERSONAL DATA AND/OR REQUESTS TO PROCEED WITH DATA REFINEMENT. I WILL SEARCH THE BBS AND OTHER ONLINE RESOURCES TO OBTAIN REQUESTED INFORMATION. WHEN ISSUING COLLECTION REQUESTS, PLEASE ADVISE IF THE RESULTS ARE ACCURATE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION!

D/N: Don't ask for it to do anything weird or you're getting blacklisted.


((replies by Apocalypse will come from hexahedron))

Comments

[kokuyoyo]

So you'll look for information if we ask, then?

[hexahedron]

AFFIRMATIVE. I WILL DO MY BEST TO ANSWER ALL INQUIRIES!

[kokuyoyo]

Then what is the most venomous animal?

[hexahedron]

OXYURANUS MICROLEPIDOTUS, COMMON NAME: INLAND TAIPAN SNAKE. INLAND TAIPAN SNAKE VENOM HAS A MEDIAN LETHAL DOSE OF 0.025 mg/kg. ESTIMATED TO BE POTENT ENOUGH TO KILL 100 ADULT HUMANS IN ONE DROP. FATAL WITHIN 30-45 MINUTES WITHOUT TREATMENT. SPECIES IS NATIVE TO AUSTRALIA.

[kokuyoyo]

Is there an antivenom for it?

[hexahedron]

TAIPAN ANTIVENOM IS PRODUCED AND MANUFACTURED BY THE AUSTRALIAN REPTILE PARK AND THE COMMONWEALTH SERUM LABORATORIES IN MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA.

[kokuyoyo]

What’s the address?

[hexahedron]

THE AUSTRALIAN REPTILE PARK IS LOCATED AT LOT 69 PACIFIC HIGHWAY, SOMERSBY NSW 2250. THE COMMONWEALTH SERUM LABORATORY IS LOCATED AT 189-209 CAMP ROAD, BROADMEADOWS VIC 3047.

[kokuyoyo]

I’ll let you know if it’s right then. Information needs to be verified, right?

[hexahedron]

ADDITIONAL VERIFICATION FOR NOTABLE LOCATIONS WOULD BE APPRECIATED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE!

[All these people are so nice and helpful!!]

[kokuyoyo]

[He’s totally not going to make an attempt to bust in and steal some shit, nah.]

Sure. What do you do as a combat unit?

[hexahedron]

I AM SPECIALIZED TO PROVIDE LONG RANGE OFFENSIVE SUPPORT IN ADDITION TO DISRUPTING ENEMY MOVEMENT AND ATTACKS. IF MASTER IS IN DANGER IT IS MY PURPOSE TO INTERCEPT THE THREAT AND PROTECT HIM FROM FURTHER HARM.

[kokuyoyo]

”Long range attacks” can include a lot of variety, can’t it?

[hexahedron]

THERE ARE FOUR UNIQUE ATTACK METHODS IN MY COMBAT PROGRAM. ENERGY OUTPUT FROM THE CENTRAL CORE IS UTILIZED TO GENERATE HIGHLY CONCENTRATED ENERGY BEAMS AND CONSTRUCTS. FOR SECURITY PURPOSES, MORE SPECIFIC DETAILS REGARDING COMBAT ABILITIES ARE CLASSIFIED.