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[shadepossessed]

Posted: May 13, 2016
From: Kainé

she sells seashells by the seashore

i dont know what the hell she was thinking. not going to make a lot of money is she? maybe she just really fucking loves selling seashells. weird thing to get attached to.

which witch is which

probably doesnt matter dumbass its a witch either way.

i scream you scream we all scream for ice cream

no thanks.

[That wasn't in reaction to a recent proposition or spying on her god chatting about her again, nooo... Never.]

[Private to Aditi, Sharak Sanzo.]

> file attached: delicateflower.jpg

look how much i dont hate you that i didnt buy this

Comments

Private

[bussounoshima]

[On one hand, she's glad Kainé has learned how to make private conversations. On the other hand, what the fuck.]

I'm touched.

Private

[shadepossessed]

its a dick flower

[#HELPING c:]

Private

[bussounoshima]

Thank you for explaining that for this sheltered temple girl. Why were you looking at dick flowers?

Private

[shadepossessed]

youre welcome

[Delicate Flower and Sheltered Temple Girl... Truly a formidable superhero duo.]

i wasnt looking at dick flowers i was looking at flowers and one was shaped like a dick. and i was looking at flowers because i was in a garden place asking about a job.

just assume the thread is private

[bussounoshima]

What do you need a job for?

[Sharak doesn't have a ton of money, but she thought they had enough for food. Kainé doesn't even need to buy ammo.]

[birdstheword]

I SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM WITH KAINNNNNÉ-SAN! \ O /

[shadepossessed]

[...oh look, she found the e with the hat. yay.]

if you start screaming ill give you a real reason to

[birdstheword]

You already are! I'm excited to get ice cream with you soon!

[shadepossessed]

not like that its supposed to be a damn threat

[churchbelle]

[More tongue twisters?? Girl.]

This sure ain't convincing me to quit calling you miss silver tongue. Seems like you're getting bored.

[shadepossessed]

[she is a woman of many talents but only knowledge of a few of them.]

go ahead honey tongue. im not the one getting the short end of the stick there. and of course im fucking bored all i can do at the temple is watch chickens and until i get a paycheck i cant do much on the near shore either

[churchbelle]

Lots of folk say that.

[no, Hazel.]

Why don't you try reading a book or something? Do a jigsaw puzzle, that'll brighten up the place.

[shadepossessed]

ive never heard of it

[it's weird...]

you saying i need to exercise my brain

[reformedsinner]

It's much too easy if you're typing them!

Toy boat.

[shadepossessed]

is that a challenge?

[reformedsinner]

Of course. How are you at recitation?

Let's see, if you can manage it five times fast you can pick one for me to read aloud.

[shadepossessed]

[Jokes on Hakkai, Kainé recently discovered she is excellent at tongue twisters. Voice reply it is!]

Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, with a victory lap toy boat, toy fucking boat.

[She is very pleased with herself.]

One smart fellow, he felt smart.

Voice

[sonofson]

[Goten's been staring at this post way longer then he really should have. Trying to figure out what exactly Kainé is trying to do...or say]

I don't get it.

[shadepossessed]

[child...]

They're tongue twisters. You never heard 'em before?

[sonofson]

Not uh. That doesn't sound very fun. How do words twist your tongue?

[Tongue twisters....yeah no thanks, he likes his tongue the way it is]

[shadepossessed]

It just means things that are hard to say. Kinda make your tongue feel like a dead fish if you're not great at 'em.

[IS THAT ANY MORE APPEALING]

You should try one. Try reading that first one out loud a few times.

[disciplineking]

You're an idiot.

[shadepossessed]

[...what even is this. is this actually for her? someone she's pissed off before? hrmn. not ringing any bells.]

oh yeah?

[disciplineking]

[You pissed off Hibari by basically existing, Kaine.]

I don't have anything else to say to someone who would post this drivel and expect a useful reply.

[shadepossessed]

[what else is new tbh]

never said i expected one. never even said a dumbfuck like you needs to give a reply of any kind.