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[shadepossessed]

Posted: May 13, 2016
From: Kainé

she sells seashells by the seashore

i dont know what the hell she was thinking. not going to make a lot of money is she? maybe she just really fucking loves selling seashells. weird thing to get attached to.

which witch is which

probably doesnt matter dumbass its a witch either way.

i scream you scream we all scream for ice cream

no thanks.

[That wasn't in reaction to a recent proposition or spying on her god chatting about her again, nooo... Never.]

[Private to Aditi, Sharak Sanzo.]

> file attached: delicateflower.jpg

look how much i dont hate you that i didnt buy this

Comments

[shadepossessed]

stop youre too old for this its embarrassing

[bussounoshima]

੧(’̀ー ‘́✿)੭
That one's you.

[shadepossessed]

[...UGH, THAT'S SO CUTE, DISGUSTING

it takes her a really, really long time, but...]

Σ(ﾟo´҂(┗┐੧(’̀ー ‘́✿)੭

[bussounoshima]

That one is actually impressive.

[Good work, shinki!! Give her a few minutes to put together a rebuttal.]

(乂⌣̀_⌣́҂)—̳͟͞͞o )´・｀✿)〃

[shadepossessed]

why are you so fucking surprised

[she can be hip, too!!!]

is that supposed to be a gun or a lot of punches

[bussounoshima]

Punches, I think. I found a thing with a lot of different ones.

[Grandma's on google.co.jp.]

(ง✿•̀_•́)ง ╾━╤デ╦︻ (⌣̀_⌣́҂)
I just have to keep figuring out where to put the flower.

[shadepossessed]

[sharak no.........]

why

its on the wrong side and your gun is too big

[Listen, it took her an embarrassing long time, and it was mostly so she could concentrate on how not cute it was. Sharak will have to put up with critique until Kainé deems it worthy of that kind of effort.]

[bussounoshima]

I have more than one gun.

[That's the important thing to address.]

[shadepossessed]

you have more guns than clothes and thats just wrong... do you at least put the same care in cleaning them or do i have to take over the laundry

besides if you tried to use a gun that big in close combat i could easily disarm you

[bussounoshima]

You are the last person in the entire world who can comment on someone else's clothing. It's clean enough.

And you could certainly try.

[shadepossessed]

fuck you im clean and thats what im fucking asking about besides theres nothing wrong with the way i dress its what im comfortable in

its common sense dumbass

[bussounoshima]

No one said there was anything wrong with the way you dressed but your wardrobe isn't much bigger than mine.

(҂‾ ▵‾)︻デ═一 (˚▽˚’✿ !)/
Is this one better?

[shadepossessed]

then dont bitch about me being "the last person in the entire world who can comment on someone else's clothing". im taking over the fucking laundry.

[AND HER ROBES WILL BE CLEANER AND SOFTER FOR IT, DAMN IT.]

thats not my goddamn face

[bussounoshima]

[... Well, she's not going to complain about not having to do laundry. She's probably out of practice anyway.]

If that's what you want.

What's wrong with it?

[shadepossessed]

when have I ever looked like (˚▽˚’✿ !)

(҂ ‾ ▵‾)︻デ═一 凸(Ò益 Ó✿)

there

[bussounoshima]

[Kainé really is surprisingly cute...]

My mistake, that's much better.

[shadepossessed]

[no she's fierce!!!]

damn right

if youre gonna insist on making those stupid faces you gotta make em right the first time or its even more embarrassing

[bussounoshima]

[She can be both!!]

Am I embarrassing you?

[shadepossessed]

[She waffles a little after typing out her reply, but then she sends it off with a sigh.]

just think i should be able to keep saying who my god is without being ashamed

[as she does now, apparently.]

[bussounoshima]

My actions shouldn't reflect on you.

[Sigh, but they probably do. That's a little more serious in tone than the actual subject of their conversation.]

I don't plan on acting in any way that would cause shame, so don't worry.

[shadepossessed]

[...]

someone told me there are gods that treat their shinki like pets

[bussounoshima]

[Ah, shit.]

There are certainly gods here who shouldn't be trusted with this position. If you're worried about anyone in particular, let me know.

[Go tattle and Sharak will take care of it... if she can. She's working on it.]

[shadepossessed]

he didnt give me a name

youll take me with you?

[bussounoshima]

[Haha no. Probably not. But perhaps. ]

There's probably a few assholes here, even if they're not doing anything in particular. Whenever I decide I need to saw someone in half, I'll call for you right away.

[shadepossessed]

[Kainé has no reason to doubt it. She feels rather lucky. "Perfect match" indeed...]

thank you